The BOHRing Podcast
The podcast you're too ashamed to tell people about. Real stories. Ranting. Resentment. Weekly.
- Update frequency
- every 9 days
- Average duration
- 65 minutes
- Episodes
- 147
- Years Active
- 2020 - 2023
What's Having Sex On Your Face? We Tell You.
Deshaun Watson: WWE manager... Baker Mayfield, midget wrestler... Vince McMahon, pants orgasm-er! Ring Doorbell Ugly Testers (TM)... What's having sex in your face pores?... $6 Bohring Bucks to cure …
Getting STDs in Cars is Finally Profitable
STDs are FINALLY paying off big... Did the Big Tornado Lobby cover up Philadelphia tornados? ...When do dead cats stop smelling? ...Don’t be a dumb old bitch, don’t get eaten by a shark... Two car bu…
Running Trains: Everything to Know About Tooting
This episode is all about TRAINS. Pulling out of women and pulling into cars... The eroticism of coal dust... You never played Moleman? "...I am not a crooked nail! ...Trainforce One... That's why th…
Deshaun Watson's Massage School For Wayward Girls
Reno, the lobster capital of the world... Two orders of boob sweat please... Amber Heard is like Hillary Clinton... It would’ve been acceptable in Egypt... DeShaun Watson’s massage school for wayward…
Dad, Pass the "Period Crunch", Please
Orgasming toy poop turtles... It might just be the vibrator in your ass... Dad, pass me a bowl of that Period Crunch please... It’s number 1 on the Serbian Punk Rock Trance Billboard Chart... Sorry I…
It's Not Cheating If It Doesn't Have a Soul
Robot strip shows… it’s not cheating, if it doesn’t have a soul… sudden onset bra dementia… she repeats all the talking points, but she’s also racist... you don’t understand, the vodka is for my dog……
BOHR 51: Amber Heard Did Blow In Court
Did Amber Heard do blow bumps in court? Our expert jury decides... Guns and Japanese wrestling mix... Paige is the SATAN of Summer House... and any idiot should be able to design a parachute suit...S…
BOHR 50: STDs Are A Myth
BOHRing Rebrand II? When is too soon for sex jokes with Dad? Are STDs a myths? Is that Anne Frank’s diary in your ass? Are you dressed as the black Cat in a Hat? And Chlamydia... that’s a beautiful n…
BOHR 49: Pink Flamingo Butt Fingering
They call those “spinners" ...top the Steal Part II, Process Server Boogaloo... Two Men in a (Vegas) Bathroom... The New Diet Cocaine... 90 Day Hologram Fiance...Did you contract dwarfism?
BOHR 48: If You're Going to Bang a Lizard, Bring Your Friends!
Stop coughing, Brian! Larry David stole my material... So I was fInger banging the bone in my throat... The beer propaganda... I didn’t think you were being racist before, but now I do... Here’s your…
BOHR 47: Why Would You Wear Cologne in Cleveland?
Abstract art or clogged toilet? ...Why would I put on cologne in CLEVELAND? ...Do you have any of those typewriters with a cock coming out of it? ...True story, he paid me a $100 to smell my dick... …
BOHR 46: Congressional Wheelchair Coke Jockeys
A Very Stone Cold DUI at Wrestlemania... Mister Congressman, we need to talk, I’ll bring the cocaine! ...Are you bald? Are you sick of banging your wife? Try our new bacon sweat! ...Where’s a franchi…
BOHR 45: There's No Chopsticks At This Whorehouse?
And that’s how we created a nephilim... Don’t worry about that insane old man, he’s just Irish... I couldn’t find chopsticks ANYWHERE in the whorehouse... Not sure how I ended up with my cock out... …
BOHR 44: Maybe She's Born With It...Or Maybe It's a Half D**k
Maybe she’s born with it, or maybe it's a half dick... How do you know if you don’t ask? ...Cleveland could be worse than Ukraine... Joke’s on you, take it out of my tip... So I got this boner, what …
BOHR 43: The TSA Gets Kinky
Don’t go to sleep with covid… TSA rubber gloves, ribbed for your pleasure… Calm down polar bear… 5 am St. Patrick's Day concussions... Sorry about the anal, I’m color blind… Read the sign, we only do…
BOHR 42: How Did MY Baby Get in YOUR Uterus?
How did MY baby get in YOUR uterus? ...Hmmm, DO you deserve better? ...He’s not gay, he’s just sober... Never pay a hooker up front... Veal Gordon-Levitt, fashion icon... Douches do Paris Fashion Wee…
BOHR 41: That's How I Got a Scab in My Vag
And that’s how I got a scab in my vagina... the Nancy Pelosi cha-cha-cha... How much coke can you do with a pig heart? A gay male prostitute... in a way. I would NEVER play as a dwarf in WoW you SOB!…
BOHR 40: Topless Oiled-Up Texas Politicians!
Mom, Dad…I’m Black. Hey here’s joke, smash my head, now I’m dead… It’s a Black Tie gimp suit… Thomas C. Howell is tied up in my trunk… Freeze my dick twice, shame on me… No shoes, no service, no ranc…
BOHR 39: Wait, Is That IN The D**k??
Spray painted summer sausages... Stay out of The Hamptons, Howie!... Social justice cramps... if only we were cousins... you’re bringing fecal matter everywhere... is it IN the dick?? Plus we finally…
BOHR 38: Truck You!
Worst show ever… Getting into Fisting 101… Pig heart Vice President… Planned Parenthood to lockdown pipeline… Early onset pancreatitis… and many, MANY awkward pauses!