The ABCs of Bad Movies

Legion of the Night (1995)
Director: Matt Jaissle
Starring: Time Lovelace, Jeff Rector, Ron Asheton

Alex and Jeff provide commentary for Legion of the Night.

Krull (1983)
Director: Peter Yates
Starring: Ken Marshall, Lysette Anthony, Freddie Jones

Alex and Jeff trudge through the plot synopsis of Krull by singing and impersonating Macho Man Randy Savage.  Al…

Krull (1983)
Director: Peter Yates
Starring: Ken Marshall, Lysette Anthony, Freddie Jones

Alex and Jeff provide commentary for Krull.

Jack Frost (1997)
Director: Michael Cooney
Starring: Scott MacDonald, Christopher Allport, Stephen Mendel

Jack Frost is a movie about a pun spewing serial killer / immortal snowman genetic hybrid that i…

Jack Frost (1997)
Director: Michael Cooney
Starring: Scott MacDonald, Christopher Allport, Stephen Mendel

Alex and Jeff provide commentary for Jack Frost.

Ice Cream Man (1995)
Director: Paul Norman
Starring: Clint Howard, Justin Isfeld, Anndi McAfee

Alex and Jeff discuss grenadine as an ice cream topping.  Alex and Jeff return to the two minute synopsis o…

Ice Cream Man (1995)
Director: Paul Norman
Starring: Clint Howard, Justin Isfeld, Anndi McAfee

Alex and Jeff provide commentary for Ice Cream Man.

Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987)
Director: Andy Sidaris
Starring: Ronn Moss, Dona Speir, Hope Marie Carlton

Alex and Jeff provide commentary for Hard Ticket to Hawaii.

Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987)
Director: Andy Sidaris
Starring: Ronn Moss, Dona Speir, Hope Marie Carlton

Jeff proposes a new plot synopsis game.  Jeff explains how exercise leads to firmer breasts.  Alex…

The Giant Claw (1957)
Director: Fred F. Sears
Starring: Jeff Morrow, Mara Corday, Morris Ankrum

Alex and Jeff decide to play another game.  Alex describes what he considers an ideal woman's body.  Alex …

The Giant Claw (1957)
Director: Fred F. Sears
Starring: Jeff Morrow, Mara Corday, Morris Ankrum

Alex and Jeff provide commentary for The Giant Claw.

Future Hunters (1989)
Director: Cirio H. Santiago
Starring: Robert Patrick, Linda Carol, Ed Crick

Alex and Jeff provide commentary for Future Hunters.

Future Hunters (1989)
Director: Cirio H. Santiago
Starring: Robert Patrick, Linda Carol, Ed Crick

Alex and Jeff play a game.  Jeff coins a new phrase.  Alex tries to defend how much he talks before he s…

Evolver (1995)
Director: Mark Rosman
Starring: Ethan Embry, Cassidy Rae, Nassira Nicola

Alex and Jeff provide commentary for Evolver.

Evolver (1995)
Director: Mark Rosman
Starring: Ethan Embry, Cassidy Rae, Nassira Nicola

Alex and Jeff get confused by a murderous and skeevy robot.  Jeff learns about theremins.  Alex and the Peanut Gal…

(2005)
Director: Andrzej Bartkowiak
Starring: Karl Urban, Rosamund Pike, Dwayne Johnson

Alex and Jeff provide commentary for Doom.

Doom (2005)
Director: Andrzej Bartkowiak
Starring: Karl Urban, Rosamund Pike, Dwayne Johnson

Alex and Jeff impersonate multiple singers and practice their theme song.  Jeff tries to pronounce Rosamund P…

Cybernator
(1991)
Director: Robert Rundle
Starring: William Smith, Jay Richardson, Jimmy Williams

Alex and Jeff provide commentary for Cybernator.

Cybernator
(1991)
Director: Robert Rundle
Starring: William Smith, Jay Richardson, Jimmy Williams

Alex and Jeff explore a seedy cyberpunk future where a cop and his girlfriend finds themselves facing off…

Birdemic
(2011)
Director: James Nguyen
Starring: Alan Bagh, Whitney Moore, Tippi Hedren

Alex and Jeff watch the cult classic, Birdemic.  They learn about sound editing and Yoko Ono's website.  Alex and J…