Stupid Fat Hobbits

The third and final part of the trilogy. The following guests join the show: Shaun "Blarshe" Pacious, Monica "Spends her parents' hard-earned money at 7-Eleven" Pacious; Ryan "Guest episode bombed" B…

The 2nd installment in the three-part season finale, otherwise known as "The Johnny Gets Roasted Trilogy." Guests include long-time listener Chris Beatty; big corn fan Sarah Meehan; legendary bartend…

It's the final episode of Season 1!! We decided to take live calls from our fans to end Season 1 with a bang which turned into a three and a half-hour extravaganza. An occasion of merriment and much …

This is the first sponsored episode and probably the last. The lads are beginning to lose it. In an attempt to stay fresh and provide variety, they turned to a free-form episode. No segments -- slam …

In this week's episode, Johnny plays the victim almost immediately (as usual, what a loser). The lads again implore the audience for random content and lament the trials and tribulations of quarantin…

On our first quarantine show, pickles and sickles tickle the fickle nickel in an unbridled trickle. Johnny casts down all those who enjoy their steaks well-done. Does anyone know the difference betwe…

The lads begin this week's episode on a very polarizing topic: whose laugh is best? It's not Pat's. They then contemplate destroying the podcast altogether (literally destroying). Chris falls through…

A guest joins today's show. Her name? Betsy Reig. Her background? Spain. And boyfriends. And Miller Lite. The lads and lass (ladssies?) discuss the very topical Corona beer, which is obviously the ca…

A caller rudely interrupts the show. Do hobbits eat berries? The twitter contest winners are announced. Shout out to Cormac Goodwin for designing the first ever SFH t-shirt. Johnny pauses the show in…

Chris likes to stuff socks in his pants. The LOTR Impersonation contest sees Johnny give the worst Gollum impression of all time. Johnny's Corner gives rise to a rather brief but serious look into th…

Be sure to follow us on Twitter @sfh_podcast and listen in to hear the "rules" of our first twitter contest. Today, the lads come out firing immediately, starting with Pat being dissatisfied with his…

Follow us on Twitter. We want to include everyone in our absurd but enlightening conversations! Remember, don't be an Old Man Willow, be a Tom Bombadillo!

Today, the lads ride down the Withywindle and…

Chris is reading (or listening, to be exact) to the LOTR books for the FIRST time! We challenge you guys to read them again and give Chris the moral support he so desperately needs. With our combined…

What's your favorite 'nini? How about 'lini? Does Obi-Wan "download" himself into the force? Can you guess what movie Pat is referring to at 48:44? Let us know at https://www.instagram.com/sfh_podcas…

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An avid listener joins today's show. His name? Michael…

Chris returns from The Matterhorn with a broken neck and a broken ego. Johnny is deeply resentful because Chris and Pat recorded The Christmas Special without him. Pat becomes the victim that all fat…

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals! Boy oh boy, this is a big one. In the spirit of Christmas, and also because Chris is leaving us to go galavant in the Swiss Alps next week, we have provided a longe…

Arise, Peasant Kingdom, and join us for the show! This is the one where Chris introduces the episode multiple times. The lads define a real baker's dozen, spend way too much time on sock talk, and wo…

The lads start off with a bit of cantering baby banter and introduce a new segment called "Breaking News From Florida." This week's news involves a mother, her son, his mannequin, and some dumplings.…