Stop Thinking With Your Butt
Join always curious wife Katie and combat veteran nerd Chris as they bellyflop into the bouncy house of mystery surrounded by conspiracies and phenomenon so bizarre we can't help but laugh and say "Were they thinking with their butt?!"
- Update frequency
- every day
- Average duration
- 66 minutes
- Episodes
- 60
- Years Active
- 2025
Ariel School UFO incident and Mass Hysteria!
First aired August 28, 2022
This episode will kick you in the proverbial nuts. How do you discredit hundreds of students making "contact." What would you do with the information they telepathically re…
The Hadron Collider…and Gary in engineering
First aired July17, 2022
Gary in engineering really f*cks things up for the world of particle physics. Are we really living in a weaselverse or did Gary 's baguette inadvertently open the gates of hel…
Project Stargate and the CIA Psychic Arms Race!
First aired August 7, 2022
Let's gather 'round and listen to Chris tells this 2 part tale of a time when the CIA believed that everyone had the capability to harness psychic abilities. Are you a psych…
The Beast-666 Aleister Crowley
First aired September 11, 2022
In this Katie-sode The Wickedest Man in the World. From fornication galore, forming a religion and sacrificial rituals is all but a grain of concentrated salt in the li…
RH Blood Types a.k.a. God Blood!
First aired July 10, 2022
Do you have it in you…literally. In this episode Chris explains blood types and “golden blood,” your internal homing device for alien abduction. What’s in your veins? Doesn’t…
The Tragedy of the Lost Franklin Expedition!
First aired August 21, 2022
Katie stupidly takes on a mystery only to discover 90% through her research that it is in fact...no longer a mystery. *heavy sigh* HOWEVER, the story was too interesting to…
ELVIS IS ALIVE!!!!
First aired July 24, 2022
This Episode we interviewed a certified expert witness with over 40 years in criminal investigations and author of an actual college text book on Conspiracy Investigations….C…
A Quest for Magic and the Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn
First aired September 4, 2022
Katie has been on a quest for acts of real magic and is thwarted at every move. In this Katie-sode will she finally uncover true magic? Or, will we all get sucked into …
The First Earth Battalion-the Warrior Monks!
First aired August 14, 2022
Chris continues in part 2 of our Project Stargate episodes as we move from the CIA to the military’s interest in psychics! Yes, the same as the men who stare at goats!
Chem Trails, the skid marks of the sky
First aired June 26, 2022
We don't know what's louder, the sound of jet planes shamelessly filling our sky with mind control gases...or the sound of Katie's eyes rolling. Buckle up as Chris shares his…
How Flat is Your Earth? - Part 2
First aired June 15, 2022
Chris struggles to keep his tin foil hat of neutrality on as he traverses the one dimensional plane of, *dun dun DUH* FLAT EARTH. Will he be able to keep his composure? Or wi…
Terraforming Earth; Sponsored by the Lost City of Atlantis and The Lumerians
First aired Jun 19, 2022
Gather 'round as Katie weaves the tale of how our beautiful home planet was once a desolate, barren, hateful rage machine before it was terraformed by Ancient Astronauts thous…
David Icke and...LIZARD PEOPLE!
First aired May 22, 2022
Chris covers this episode as we discuss the other-wordly beliefs of David Icke. Is there really an alien race watching us from a far? Is Queen Elizabeth really a "lizard perso…
Unusual Rain and the Unsolved Oakville Blobs
First aired May 22, 2022
Katie, the ever enthusiastic rain addict, talks about weird rain in all its glory. From frogs, to spiders; damn it Australia, unusual rains are all explained. Except for the s…
Where's the Beef
First aired May 22, 2022
The ebb and flow of mysterious cattle mutilations have ranchers up in arms. Literally shooting at helicopters. If Snippy the horse wasn't safe, who's to say any of us are. Lis…
How Flat is Your Earth? - Part 1
First aired Jun 12, 2022
Chris gives us a knowledge lobotomy as he explains the logic behind the Flat Earth Conspiracy. Will your brain melt and spill out your ears? No! Because apparently gravity isn…
Birds Aren't Real
First aired May 29, 2022
Chris takes us on a wacky pigeon poop induced ride as we unveil the government conspiracy that we are all under surveillance by none other than the most FOWL of creatures this…
The Book of the Dead
First aired May 22, 2022
Katie deep dives into Egyptian mythology determined to find the origins for the one true "Book of the Dead." Admin note, we may have accidentally summoned something...let's ho…
The Beginning of the End - Failed Prophecies of the Apocalypse
First aired May 22, 2022
WOW! Episode one! What better place to kick off than at the thought of impending doom and death to everyone you know and love? Over 200 predictions have been made for the end …
Das ist mein Doppelganger, JA!
First aired June 5, 2022
Sometimes I talk to myself and then we both laugh and laugh until...someone dies. Katie takes us on a horrifying dive into the world of Doppelgangers. What would you do if you…