Standards of Beauty: A Fiercely Real ANTM Review
Minneapolis-based drag queens Sissy Tops and The Other Jeannie Retelle review every episode of the classic queer juggernaut, America's Next Top Model, starting with Cycle 1.
- Update frequency
- every 7 days
- Average duration
- 95 minutes
- Episodes
- 30
- Years Active
- 2020 - 2021
"The Girl Who Floats Like a Butterfly and Stings Like a Bee"
The models get weighed in, while Sissy & Jeannie open up about their personal body journeys. Then, it's time for a lesson from Miss Jay on runway (featuring some particularly unflattering unitards), …
"The Girl Who Overslept"
Cue some CeCe Peniston, because we have FINALLY arrived at Cycle 2. We meet a new crop of models, but the cream of that crop is the photographer for the shoot, and new judge on the panel: Nigel Barke…
"The Girl Who Becomes America's Next Top Model"
OMG y'all... we made it to the finale of Cycle 1.
Sissy and Jeannie record their first episode together in the same room. Elyse tries to give us a science lesson. We get the ICONIC Baby Phat fashion…
"The Girls Get Really Naked"
Jeannie and Sissy get so high that they can fly a kite to Paris. Meanwhile, the models explore the city and participate in the most revealing photoshoot yet, featuring an iconic moment with Robin. We…
"The Girl Who Deals With a Pervert"
CW: nonconsensual touching
The models fly off to Paris for a Wonder Bra fashion shoot, where Shannon gets the surprise of her life. Then, it's time for go-sees (which have such a confusing name), an…
"The Girl Who Everyone Thinks is Killing Herself"
CW: eating disorders, body image
Oof, this week is a rough one, ladies. The models gang up on Elyse regarding her body and eating habits. Meanwhile, Michael Jackson gets name-dropped. And Sissy & Jea…
"The Girl Who Drives Everyone Crazy"
This week, Sissy and The Other Jeannie wax poetic about Anchorman and not so casual homophobia, while the models shoot their first video commercial.
"The Girl Who Gets Rushed to the Emergency Room"
This week, Sissy and Jeannie debate their strategies if they were on reality television, while the models receive the first makeover ever in ANTM herstory.
We also plead for Adrienne Curry to become…
"The Girl is Here to Win, Not Make Friends"
The models walk in a mock fashion show, where we meet Miss Jay!!! And Wyclef Jean is there too? There's a prayer circle, which is a choice. And the girls model in bikinis again, meanwhile Sissy expla…
"The Girl Who Wants It Bad"
Minneapolis-based drag queens Sissy Tops and The Other Jeannie Retelle review every episode of the classic queer juggernaut, America's Next Top Model, starting with Cycle 1, Episode 1.