Soiled Restroom Cinema

JINGLE TURDS month continues!  The Cinematic Flushers take on Tool Time!  When a suburban couple (Tim Allen, Jamie Lee Curtis) send their only daughter off to college and decide to take a cruise for …

Jingle Turds month continues!  The Cinetmatic Flushers take on a wrestling Santa! When a self absorbed fitness guru (Hulk Hogan) takes a blow to the head, he momentarily thinks he's Santa Claus and n…

It's Jingle Turds month!  The Cinematic Flushers take on a live action holiday classic!  When the nasty Grinch (a painfully unfunny Jim Carrey) sets out to stop the Who's Christmas celebration, he di…

Happy Thanksgiving!  The Cinematic Flushers take on unfunny thieves!  When a high rise apartment manager (Ben Stiller) gets unfairly fired by his financially corrupt employer (Alan Alda), he assemble…

The Cinematic Flushers take on well groomed eyebrows!  When a group of college kids (Joey Lawrence among them) decide to party it up at a rental home in Florida, they must discover the identity of a …

The Cinematic Flushers take on low budget zombies!  When a lone warrior (Martin Copping) runs into a group of zombie apocalypse survivors (led by a barely there Danny Trejo), all hell breaks loose as…

The Cinematic Flushers take on headbands and permed hair!  When a group of rebels (led by Henry Silva) threaten to wipe out a small middle eastern country somewhere in Arizona, it's up to an elite ph…

The Cinematic Flushers take on Universal's monsters!  When the Lord of Vampires (Richard Roxburgh) seeks to unleash his brood upon the world and wipe out humanity, it's up to Vatican appointed monste…

The Cinematic Flushers take on videogame zombies!  When a group of Seattle party goers attend an exclusive rave on a remote island, they find themselves in a fight for survival when the local undead …

The Cinematic Flushers take on sword fighting vampires!  When a group of Hot Topic bloodsuckers (led by Parker Posey) locates the Ultimate Vampire (Dominic Purcell) in Iraq and restores him to life s…

It's SCARY TURDS month!  When a town full of central Florida rednecks get sprayed by a mysterious government mosquito juice, it's up to a wedding party decked out in 50's attire to gather up survivor…

The Cinematic Flushers take on tree farts!  When random people in the northeast US start killing themselves in the most graphic ways possible, it's up to a high school science teacher (Mark Wahlberg)…

The Cinematic Flushers take on action figures!  When the evil Cobra Command plans to use a series of nanomite warheads to wipe out millions and upset the balance of power in the world, it's up to the…

The Cinematic Flushers take on green screen Heaven!  When a Texas minister (Hayden Christensen) gets into a devastating car accident, he fights his way back to life with his wife (Kate Bosworth) and …

The Cinematic Flushers take on 3D CGI gore!  When a young woman (Adelaide Clemens) discovers she's one half of an evil entity (also Clemens), she makes a journey to the burned out town of Silent Hill…

The Cinematic Flushers take on the Fockers!  When the long suffering Greg Focker (Ben Stiller) tries to find a suitable kindergarten for his moronic kids, he gets way more than he bargained for when …

The Cinematic Flushers take on a CGI volcano!  When a slave (Kit Harington) ends up in the doomed city of Pompeii mere days before the big eruption, he catches the eye of a landowner's daughter (Emil…

The Cinematic Flushers take on babysitting!  When an unemployed loser (Jonah Hill) is charged with watching three obnoxious kids so his mom (Jessica Hecht) can go on a long overdue date, a series of …

The Cinematic Flushers take on fairy tale villains!  When Death (Nick Principe) wants to leave the Underworld and raise Hell in greater Los Angeles, it's up to a badly accented British Alice (Christi…