Smarty Pants Lance
Need a break from all the blah, blah, blah, about politics, sports, and religion?
Smarty Pants Lance is for people who'd like well-crafted, observational humor. People who know laughter is the best medicine!
In each fast, funny, fifteen minute episode, Lance, a long-time criminal and civil trial lawyer- hold your applause- shares his unique point of view inspired by all manner of everyday, and not so everyday, topics.
Topics include, but are not limited to- who else but an attorney would use such a phrase- cat people versus dog people, college days, being an actor extra in a movie, commercial or TV show, personal styles, cheapskates, slobs versus neatniks, dating apps, things people say but don't mean, weekends, flakes, medical doctors, a-holes, airlines. looks, getting locked out, membership warehouse stores
You're invited to take a quick break, and enjoy a laugh, as Smarty Pants Lance weaves stories and descriptions containing a happy mixture of quirky experiences, nostalgia, pop-culture, history, topical humor, sarcasm, satire, celebrity impressions, and character voices.
New episodes Mondays and Thursdays at 8:00 am EST.
WARNING: Listening to Smarty Pants Lance may result in a laugh riot and you might just learn something.
- Update frequency
- every 5 days
- Average duration
- 14 minutes
- Episodes
- 32
- Years Active
- 2021 - 2023
Actions Speak Louder
Smarty Pants Lance delves into the old saw; "Actions speak louder than words." It's about those things people say, but don't really mean. Manipulations, game playing, misrepresentation to out-and-ou…
Smarty Pants Lance- Lance Big Bangs His Way Into Podcasting.
At the insistence of so-called, friends, "Smarty Pants Lance," "Big Bangs" his way into podcasting with his first episode containing a short, humorous descriptions of a few of his life experiences, i…
Smarty Pants Lance- Cheap Bastards
Smarty Pants Lance talks about his experiences with penny-pinching, cheap bastards.
Including: a tight-as-a-tick, cheapskate, landlady who was always trying to save a buck, including the time she ba…
Smarty Pants Lance Airlines- Airports- and the Just Plane" Outrageous
Smarty Pants Lance takes turbulent flights of comedy fancy when he talks about the airlines.
From a true story involving outrageously stupid airport security who try to prevent an FAA flight inspect…
Smarty Pants Lance-BMW For Sale- Do Not Open Sunroof!
Smarty Lance has a BMW for Sale. It has a broken sunroof which must never, ever, ever, ever, be opened.
A succession of flakey and highly annoying perspective buyers come and go, then, The Law of Att…
Smarty Pants Lance- Oh, Doctor!
Lance goes on a semi-rant about doctors, chiropractors, dentists, and veterinarians. Yes, chiropractors, are doctors, but like veterinarians, they usually go by their first names- Hi, I'm Dr. Bob"- w…
Smarty Pants Lance- Locked Out
Lance works a summer job at a radio station inside the dilapidated American Tin Can Factory on Cannery Row. The location included piles of old tin cans, a disgusting bathroom, and a very large daylig…
Smarty Pants Lance Dating Apps
Smarty Pants Lance humorously describes his experiences with dating apps.
Smartphone apps lure you in with profiles of lonely supermodels with PhD's, who speak 10 languages, and lived in thirty nine…
Smarty Pants Lance College Days
Smarty Pants Lance humorously describes his experiences in college. Living with a dormmate obsessed with Diana Ross and brushing his long hair, to the Campus Crusade for Christ, to skipping class to …
Smarty Pants Lance Dog People Versus Cat People
Smarty Pants Lance humorously describes differences between dog and cat owners. Pardon, "guardians." But not of the Galaxy, just pets.
A doofus interrupts asking about lizard people. Lance via celebr…
Smarty Pants Lance Extra, Extra!
Smarty Pants Lance humorously describes his experiences as a background artist/extra in the movies, on television, and in music videos.
From long, uncompensated hours, to pay which is far less than a…
Smarty Pants Lance Trailer
Need a break from all the blah, blah, blah, of politics, sports, and religion?
Smarty Pants Lance is for people who know laughter is the best medicine!
In each fast, funny, fifteen minute episode, La…