SLEEP NOTHINGS
Having trouble sleeping? Listen to my gorgeous soothing voice as I read banal material, accompanied by calming music, that will help you fall asleep. I won't bore you to death, but I will bore you to sleep.
Episodes drop Tuesdays and Fridays. Sweet Dreams.
- Update frequency
- every 4 days
- Average duration
- 12 minutes
- Episodes
- 58
- Years Active
- 2024 - 2025
E38 - Marfa, Texas
Listen to ambient piano music while I tell you a little about Marfa, Texas.
Sweet Dreams.
11 Minutes.
E37 - Kamla-Kay On-Set Model Etiquette
Listen to ambient music while I read on-set Dos and Don'ts for models.
Sweet Dreams.
12 Minutes.
E36 - San Jose Lactation Accommodation Policy
Listen to light rain in the forest as I read from the City of San Jose's Lactation Accommodation Policy. Sweet Dreams.
12 Minutes.
E35 - Breville Toaster Instructions
Listen to ambient music whilst I read from the Breville Bit More Plus Toaster
Instruction Book. Sweet Dreams.
12 Minutes.
E34 - Amazon WorkDocs License Agreement
Listen to nature sounds of a forest river while I read from Amazon's WorkDocs License Agreement. Sweet Dreams.
14 Minutes.
E33 - Generally Accepted Accounting Principles (GAAP), or (ZZZZ)
Listen to some lullaby music while I try to read my way through some Generally Accepted Accounting Principles. Sweet Dreams.
15 Minutes.
E32 - Manulife Insurance Policy
Listen to ambient music while I read from a Manulife insurance policy. Try to stay awake; I challenge you. Sweet dreams.
13 Minutes.
E31 - Conversations With Kids
Listen to rain fall in a forest while I recite conversations with kids.
Sweet Dreams.
11 Minutes.
E30 - Tim Hortons' 'Roll Up The Rim To Win' Contest Rules
Listen to ambient music while I read Tim Hortons' 'Roll Up The Rim To Win' Contest Rules. Sweet Dreams.
15 Minutes.
E29 - How to Read Utility Meters in Garland, Texas.
Listen to piano music and birds (yes, soothing music AND birds) while I explain how to read electric and water meters in Garland, Texas.
Sweet Dreams.
12 Minutes.
E28 - How to Set a Formal Dinner Table, According to Etiquette Experts
Listen to ambient piano music while I read from Martha Stewart's website -- How to Set a Formal Dinner Table, According to Etiquette Experts.
Sweet Dreams.
14 Minutes.
E27 - Troubleshooting the Honeywell T8635L Microelectronic Communicating Programmable Thermostat
Listen to rainforest sounds while I read how to troubleshoot problems from the Honeywell T8635L Microelectronic Communicating Programmable Thermostat Users Guide. Sweet Dreams.
13 Minutes.
E26 - University of Michigan's Staff Dress-Code Policy.
Listen to soothing music while I read the University of Michigan's Staff Dress-Code Policy. Sweet Dreams.
12 Minutes.
E25 - Data Entry Job Posting
Listen to ambient music while I read a Data Entry Job Posting. Sweet Dreams.
13 minutes.
E24 - How to Apply for a Canadian Passport
Listen to ambient piano music while I read about how to apply for a Canadian Passport.
Sweet Dreams.
15 Minutes.
E23 - Fly Swatter Patent US6055767A
Listen to ambient music while I read from Fly Swatter Patent US6055767A.
Sweet Dreams.
12 Minutes.
E22 - Housekeeping Rules for Private Homes & Boutique Hotels
Listen to rainforest sounds while I read Polo & Tweed's Housekeeping Rules for Private Homes & Boutique Hotels. Sweet Dreams.
12 Minutes
E21 - The University of Alabama Transfer Credit Policy
Listen to ambient piano music while I read about The University of Alabama's Transfer Credit Policy. Sweet Dreams.
13 minutes.
E20 - BINGO
Listen to soothing sounds as I call out BINGO numbers.
Sweet Dreams.
13 minutes.
E19 - Instructions to Build an IKEA Malm Bed
Listen to calming music while I interpret diagram instructions used to build an IKEA Malm bed. Sweet Dreams.
12 Minutes.