Skeleton House - Video Game Let's Plays

Hey Brett this is a video game podcast, what the heck are you doing?

Frick you, this is just modern Number Munchers. And I'm drinking chocolate milk during it because I am an adult man who is allowed …

Brett breaks the mould and instead of playing a good indie horror game that is about an hour long he plays a not very good indie horror game that is about an hour long.

If you ever need some people to come ace an escape room with you, you know who to call. We complete about 400 discrete puzzle rooms in this episode so you know that those neurons are firing on all cy…

We trek through the beautiful Star Hill and see some sentimental wishes from folks all across the Mushroom Kingdom and beyond, and then we head to Seaside Town which is full of clones of that kid in …

Time to head back to the Mushroom Kingdom! And not much else!

(Except the secret I slapped on the end)

What's the one that goes 'doo do do doo do do doo do do doo'

My computer killed itself to try and keep this episode from you, but I persevered. Weddings are always stressful.

We move through Booster Tower and talk about Pokémon, childhood neglect, and Tay Zonday (again). Someone more talented than me please mash up the New Zelda Forest Temple Music and Chocolate Rain. 

Eh …

We are just as good at driving minecarts as we were at driving cop cars last season. Which is to say, absolutely flawless.

50% of this episode is us being far too out of it for the lore dump that we are receiving and the other 50% is us being the correct amount of out of it for feeling self conscious about the accents th…

We're gonna solve Rose Town's arrow problem and get to the bottom of what the hell is up with these Donkey Kong lookin' guys. Or, I dunno, at least one of those things.

Steve and Jess get vored in the sewers and Brett reminisces about an extremely creepy in retrospect Canadian children's social media site. After that we meet up with Mallow's grandfather and experien…

We got Mallow's coin back! Time to head to the shop and- 

Wait, who are all these guys?

We're gonna get our boy's coin back if it's the last thing we do. But it's not the last thing we do because this game is much longer than like 90 minutes. 

Here's that Tay Zonday TF2 video, please do …

We continue our quest to speak to the Chancellor of the Mushroom Kingdom about what happened at Bowser's Keep, and along the way we find private things that are better left stashed away.

We're playing a new game! I'm not sure how to make a fun blurb for the starter episode because I ain't got no past events to riff off of so I'm just gonna put in a bunch of SEO terms. Human beings ca…

Thank you Evan for joining me on this journey. The list becomes finalized and the winner of the scientifically determined Brett's Game of the Year 2020 is discovered.

Check out Evan on Thoughts Cast, …

Goodbye Greenvale.

In which we enter the Banger Zone.

Thoughts Cast!

We finally confront the Raincoat Killer and then Brett misses like 5 good opportunities to end the episode so we end up with this behemoth length one. Revelations abound. Red Tree. 1956. What was it …