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Happy holidays, losers! We get into the festive spirit by watching one of the most fucked up and beloved Christmas movies ever: Home Alone (1990). It turns out the true meaning of Christmas is made u…

Take your shoes off and join us for our action-packed holiday special with Die Hard (1988). Is it a Christmas movie? We could answer that but instead we talk about Animal Crossing for way too long, o…

On today’s very queer episode we talk at length about love, lust, loss, and meowing during our watch of Call Me By Your Name (2017). Yes, we make nasty jokes we shouldn’t but have you met us? We also…

Y’all wanted a twist, eh? Spooky season isn’t over yet! Listen to us drunkenly try to grasp the story of our beloved Saw (2004). We miss plot points but instead of that, we rant about Youtube videos …

In today’s episode, we declared that we wouldn’t create a think piece, yet we put our brain cells together to make thoughts! The discourse on Get Out (2017) got deep as we discussed the real implicat…

We wanted to kick off Halloween month with a classic horror trope: sequels! We delve into the cinematic universe of The Conjuring 2 (2016) with surprisingly earnest discourse about spirits and whethe…

The gang gets together in-person for the first time to record another roast of Mr. Foot as we watch old fave, Inglourious Basterds (2009). Does this film stand the test of time? Listen to us rave abo…

We really love love in “The Wedding Singer” (1998) and debate how this stacks up in the rom com game while getting enamored by Mr. Adam Sandler. We have a microphone so you have to listen to us also …

Have you ever wondered how many minutes we can spend talking about Christopher Evans? We watched Knives Out (2019) to determine the answer and the results are in: way too many! The twists and turns o…

There’s sighing and swooning from half the gang while we watch Pride and Prejudice (2005). Meanwhile, the other half is too busy cackling to pay attention to the cinnamon toast crunch. We’re all 27 y…

Listen to us lose our collective mind watching Eraserhead (1977) in all its slimy glory! None of us knew what we got ourselves into but, boy, did we have a wild time trying to work our way through it…

Four queers deciding to honor The Devil Wears Prada (2006)? Groundbreaking. We had a gay ol’ time watching this nerve-racking but fashionable modern classic. Also gird your loins for our honoring of …

We double dare you to join us for this journey through the valley of Pulp Fiction (1994)! We promise that if you listen to this, you won’t have to sit through the actual 20 hour long movie. We have d…

Yeah, babey! These aging hipsters watch Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997) and while the rest of us giggle through it, Skye has a not-so-groovy time. Lots of hilarious anger as we bre…

This episode, we take a trip on a shiny DeLorean with Back to the Future (1985). Strap in, folks, we get into some serious shit. The discourse around this classic film gets heated but there’s still t…

Our first official episode! Today, we watch Footloose (1984) and slip on our dancing shoes. We discuss our fresh reactions and how much we love Woody. There are some tangents about Quentin Tarantino’…