Sigmund Fraud

Southern nice guy Rodney and all his nicknames arrive in a whirlwind to see quite possibly the worst therapist of all time. It sounds to me Rodmeister that you already have several of your own health…

Mercury must be in retrograde because Ellipses has finally found her way back to that absolute Fraud of a therapist Ian Herrin for another session! But alas, Ellipses you have to understand even thou…

Leaves Bennet, an ice cream truck driver and mother to doggos Beverly Hills and Bill Clinton, is someone with very pressing issues she's hoping to discuss. But wouldn't you know it, the Sigmund Fraud…

Before you jump to conclusions on your Jump to Conclusions Mat, you should know Clintoc Beppers isn't all he purports himself to be. And even so, he deserves better mental health treatment that the S…

Captain Bayless Welliver is a pirate that very much plays by the rules of bureaucracy of the sea. But this session yet again proves to be much more about the Sigmund Fraud himself and moreover what I…

I'm sorry Dolly but revealing your identity is crucial to the world really knowing what a terrible Fraud of a therapist this Ian Herrin guy is! You know he's given therapy to serial killers before ri…

Struggling self help guru and author of the Wake Up! series Dr. Grace must feel like she's looking in a mirror staring back at that real Sigmund Fraud Ian. Both are obsessed with celebrities, have bo…

You'd think the 900 year old being Lucky Fella Got Umbrella would have enough wisdom to not go see Ian as a therapist, and yet here we are! Still riding the high of having tried sausage pizza for the…

Just like the famous U2 song, poor Otis was raised by wolves, stronger than fear. And yet, he has a fatal flaw in his choice in this Sigmund Fraud of a therapist. If Otis wants any hope of breaking h…

Whatever you do, Oley, don't listen to Ian! You are witness to one of the greatest and mysterious phenomena on Earth, and you can't let this Sigmund Fraud tell you it's not important! How were you no…

Do Jack Jones's friends skew a little on the older side? Sure. But with all due respect to Jack's ex-girlfriend/ex-nanny is that a problem he really needs therapy for? At the very least, Jack, don't …

Heiress to the midday mealtime fortune Cindy Lunch is still reeling from the death of her father when her friends wrongfully encouraged her to try Ian out as a therapist. Cindy has real identity issu…

Career juror Donna Crums has a lot going on in her life, but wouldn't you know dumb old Siggy Fraud Ian Herrin seems intent to make yet another session all about his life and his recent experimentati…

The droopy dog energy Doug Lafontane joins Ian in the office to discuss his dismay over not being invited to his neighbor's 4th of July barbecue. If only someone could help Doug realize he's too conc…

Celebrity Blind Gossip columnist Dana Wildebeest has experienced a trauma that’s been haunting her over the last week or so. No matter how hard Ian tries to put Dana in a 7 or 11 box, there may simpl…

Ya gotta feel bad for Peter Casey, the time traveler who just wants to makes friends but struggles with basic human interactions. But perhaps he's overthinking things. After all, in 12 attempts, it w…

Derek arrives to Ian's office quoting Jeff Bridges after having gotten plastic surgery to look exactly like James Bond actor Roger Moore in a sign he's clearly a very confused and troubled young man.…

It is unknown where he came from or where he's going, but very unfortunately Ian's next patient CoJo shares a name based on his real ailment with a controversial and very possibly racist song that or…

The woman behind the person behind XOXO Gossip Girl is none other than the very stressed ghost writer Beatrice Clarc. Without access to her local coffee shop, how can Beatrice be expected to get any …

25% of all television watchers between 2:15-3:15 am already know Spud Favreau, ESPN's only movie award show commentator. However, very few people know Spud actually has rather nefarious aspirations t…