Sights Unseen

OoooOOOOOOoooooOOooooooo! Happy Halloweeeeeeeeeeeen, Sightseers! We may still be in-between seasons at the moment, but if you really thought we would take a break from our favorite spooky holiday, th…

"You're going to engineer a bunch of prehistoric animals and set them loose on an island? Fine. A lovely dream. Charming. But it won't go as planned. It is inherently unpredictable, just as the weath…

~read in a hard-hitting announcer voice~

In a world...

Where people don't have time to play video games or watch movies or whatever...

Two siblings will risk everything...

To attempt something that has n…

Crikey, look theah! What a beautiful specimen; standing roughly two stories tall, and in a state of constant migration... These great big creatures are so massive, no other animal will mess with them…

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"When does a man die? When he is hit by a bullet? No! When he suffers a disease? No! When he ate a soup made out of a poisonous mushroom? No! A man dies...when he is forgotten!"

• Dr. Hiriluk, One Piece

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Crikey! Stay loaw, folks, follow close ta me... Lookadat... Oh, she's a real beaut... Look at that young motha right thae... the baby can't be more than a few days old...probably just made his way to…

Ah yes, yes, come in! Sit down! Allow me to read your fortune with these cards... Hmmmmm... Yes, I can see everything. It is all becoming clear to me... Your future is forfeit because I'm ABOUT TO SE…

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Thank you all for coming to the museum today! The world's foremost art critic is about to give us his thoughts on this newly-discovered piece, which our diligent team was able to borrow from the near…

Alright, everyone knows the plan, right? Lisa will go in first and distract the guards. O'Brien will be busy taking out the automated security system. Bobravsky is getaway driver, so everyone have yo…

What would you do for love? Would you move? Change jobs? Go to therapy? Dodge missiles? Die thousands of times in very quick succession doing the exact same thing over and over again? If not, you don…

Howdy, Folks! Welcome to our humble, quiet, sleepy, little village. We're blessed with a simple life here in Kakariko; a peaceful existence. One free of fear or worry. Hmm? What's that? A rumor about…

Okay, before you go back in time, I must warn you about the ultimate taboo; under no circumstances are you to reveal yourself to the past version of you. Such a paradox could tear apart the very fabr…

**SPOILER WARNING**

Do NOT listen if you are genuinely trying to catch up on One Piece. These theories are from very recent chapters, and are not intended for anyone who is of a sound mind who wishes …

Hi, welcome in to our store, how can I- Oh no, not you again! Don't give me that blank look, you know what you did! The last time you came in here, you didn't say a single word and proceeded to smash…

"Sometimes the most real things in life are the ones we can't see."

~ One of Tom Hanks's many characters in that Polar Express movie. Omg do you remember how scary the CG people were in that film? Wel…

Greetings, fair listeners, and welcome back to the nightmare-filled world of Bloodborne! This time things are going to get even scarier as we discuss forbidden forests, dark rituals, and - worst of a…

Umm, excuse me, Mr Hero of Time, sir..? Sorry, I don't mean to bother you, I can see that you're real busy...fishing...it's just that the entire kingdom is in peril right now... So I was wondering if…

I don't really have any funny quips this time... This one is a bit lengthy, it's true... But you know what? I'm not sorry. This has been a long time coming.

Outro by Aiden Hamilton

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