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Frog: The Musical! is coming to Broadway. Written by a playwright powered by the elixir known as Frog, Frog: The Musical is a riveting, fever dream about a young energy drink that comes in a square c…

We told ChatGPT to write a Poem about "Frog". This is what that stupid machine spat out.

In a square-can dwelling, bright and bold, A flavor tale of green, I'm told, A drink named Frog, a vibrant hue…

Yee-Haw! The Nanaimo Bathtub Races have a new sponsor and can you guess who it is?!? Ding! Ding! Ding! You got it right, it's FROG! Frog is teaming up with the Nanaimo Bar itself to put together the …

Frog has replaced Toad in the NCU (Nintendo Cinematic Universe) instead of interacting with a loveable, mushroom headed little person, you'll be talking to FROG -- an animatronic can that spews green…

Drama, lust, literacy, all the modern elements of fantastic podcasting at your fingertips. Man is but an ugly caterpillar for he who studies it under a solar microscope- but for you: you might just s…

Frog diggity dog, now that's some good Cottage Cheese!

We here at Frog would like to acknowledge that we did not purchase ad space in the 9/11 edition of "People Weekly". We wanted to but ABC had a J…

Certainly they're tossing salads... with Frog's new salad dressing! That's right, Frog is in the Salad Game and it's got all that great Frog flavor but now you can pair it with your favorite leafy gr…

Exciting news! Frog is your new Sriracha. Droughts in Central Mexico have brought the production of Sriracha to a grinding halt but with Frog's patented liquid technology we have successful replaced …

'FROG FOR EVERYBODY, FREE, AND MAY NO FROG BE LEFT BEHIND!" - Arkady and Boris Strugatsky 2023.

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"I’m Not The Raising Canes… I’m the Cane that Raised Up" - Frog, 2023

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In exciting news, the producers of "Air" and "Flamin Hot: The Origins of the Flamin Hot Cheeto" movies have optioned the rights to Frog and will be making it into a TV show for, you guessed it, Tubi.…

Frog has successfully sued the makers of the video game "Frogger" for intellectual property theft despite the fact that Frog as a drink -- and brand -- did not come out until after the game. Ahhhh, t…

Frog is the most popular drink brand among mascots in all the major sports! Suck it, Gatorade!

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Exciting news! Frog has teamed with [UNNAMED STREAMING SERVICE] to produce its very own game show! Who needs shows like "Cherries Wild" and "Beat Shazam" when you have Frog: The Game Show: The Show! …

DO NOT TEST ME FOR I AM POWERED BY THE FUEL KNOWN AS FROG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Frog is what Frog wants to be.

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Pour some Frog into a pot and you got yourself a stew!

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Frog has proof that Elon Musk's fortune can be traced back to his father's Emerald mine. In unrelated news, anybody out there looking for an Emerald mine in Africa?!? We at Frog know a guy named Erro…

Unbelievable action, high-flying stunts, and four-wheel excitement! The Frog Monster Truck Rally in Tacoma Washington has it all! Drink Frog, watch Grave Digger, and die the way god intended by a str…