Segments
Jake and Amir host a constantly changing show that re-invents itself multiple times per episode. Each segment brings a completely new topic for Jake and Amir to discuss, dissect, and explore.
- Update frequency
- every 7 days
- Average duration
- 47 minutes
- Episodes
- 719
- Years Active
- 2013 - 2025
Bonus: New Catchphrase (2019)
In this episode we discuss rock climbing, surveillance cameras, and our newest CAT-phrase.
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00:25:55 |
Mon 09 Oct 2023
Bonus: Quiet Sex (2019)
In this episode we discuss angry parents and library books.
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00:29:47 |
Mon 25 Sep 2023
Bonus: Monkey Butt (2019)
In this bonus video episode we discuss Amir's alter ego, Jake's childhood marriage, and why we always get sick on the road.
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00:29:33 |
Mon 11 Sep 2023
Bonus: Ear Holes (2019)
In this episode we discuss golfing, swimming, and whether or not it’s cool to accept an apology.
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00:30:41 |
Mon 28 Aug 2023
Bonus: Open Relationship (w/Jeff Rosenberg!) 2019
Our friend and fellow Headgum podcaster Rosie Rosenberg joins us to discuss how he met Jake, and Amir’s cool new nickname.
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00:32:22 |
Mon 14 Aug 2023
Bonus: Worst Text Ever (2019)
In this episode we discuss Jake's sleep habits, and Amir's... other habits. Then a live reading on what we believe to be, the worst text ever.
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00:29:31 |
Mon 31 Jul 2023
Bonus: Pranks (w/Geoffrey James!) 2018
Resident Dumbass Geoffrey James is in the studio to play an ice breaker, read a fan script, and discuss epic pranks.
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00:32:05 |
Mon 17 Jul 2023
Bonus: Bad Teeth (w/Reilly Anspaugh!) 2018
Fellow HeadGum-er Reilly Anspaugh is in the studio to talk about bad kissers, good hygiene and horrible details about the Twilight Franchise.
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00:28:48 |
Mon 03 Jul 2023
Bonus: The Headbutt (2018)
Our first Patreon Video version of "If I Were You!" We embrace the visual elements by making faces, dancing dances, and not selling any advertisements.
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00:29:43 |
Mon 19 Jun 2023
589: The End Is Here
Will Amir kiss Jen Aniston? Will Jake's child be born soon? Will Ben Schwartz join the show? Find out, in the series finale of "If I Were You".
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01:32:45 |
Mon 24 Apr 2023
588: Smoothies (w/Avital and Jill!)
Our lovers Avital Ash and Jillian Vogel join us to discuss future children, current dogs, and what we should do next.
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01:09:03 |
Mon 17 Apr 2023
587: Leave Me Hanging (w/Allison Williams!)
Friend and favorite guest Allison Williams joins us to discuss haircuts, cafeterias, and M3gan 2.
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01:24:15 |
Mon 10 Apr 2023
586: Modern Bar Mitzvah
In this episode we discuss breaking up, waking up, and Daniel Craig.
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00:44:31 |
Mon 03 Apr 2023
585: The End Is Near
In this episode we discuss garbage ninjas, volunteer firefighters, and the next steps of our careers in comedy.
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00:49:21 |
Mon 27 Mar 2023
584: Near Death Experience
In this episode we discuss feeling bad, feeling better, and making pizza.
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00:51:51 |
Mon 20 Mar 2023
583: Monopoly
In this episode we discuss secret families, rich tarot card readers, and getting milked.
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00:46:18 |
Mon 13 Mar 2023
582: AOL Instant Messenger
In this episode we discuss Padel Ball, cheese puffs, and screen names.
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00:44:48 |
Mon 06 Mar 2023
581: Born Rick (w/ Charlie Bardey and Natalie Rotter-Laitman)
In this episode we discuss posture, bangs, and financial fitness with Charlie Bardey and Natalie Rotter-Laitman of Exploration: LIVE!, a podcast joining Headgum Wednesday, March 8th. Listen to new ep…
01:04:38 |
Mon 27 Feb 2023
580: Kissing Cousins
In this episode we discuss driving alone, and building together.
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00:44:03 |
Mon 20 Feb 2023
579: Worst Food City
In this episode we discuss cereal mascots, blister popping, and skincare routines.
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00:57:50 |
Mon 13 Feb 2023
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