Salt of Urph

It's the season finale! It's Lumpkin vs Mrs Slayde, Styx vs Lumpkin, Tarquin vs Sobriety, Ruth vs the Ineptitude of the Party. Who will come out on top?  Who the hell knows!? Even we're not sure, and…

In this episode, the party devises a plan so poor that over time it eventually renders the DM a shivering wreck. Styx makes a fart cloud, Tarquin throws up and Skinner and Meepo fail at rescuing.  

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The party has a ship now! It doesn't really help them find Andrew, nor does it help them free themselves from Mrs Slayde.  But they have a ship now! 

Tarquin finds out who sent Skinner after him, Sty…

Amazing! Only one day ago this adventuring party were wandering through the sewers of Innovsfall, and now look at them! Shock! Are those Tarquin's old clothes! Where did Ruth get that exploding arrow…

The hunt for blood continues as the party makes a trip to the museum. Styx forgets he can cast spells, Lumpkin has some much needed rest, and Tarquin sees a sign of home.

Artwork by Florence Scott 
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The creature beneath the tower has been slain, and the party have escaped the gaol as free men... and women... and bears! 

Now, with the battery secured, the magic-resonator charged and the box at han…

It's been a year since the first episode came out! And do we have something special planned? You bet we don't as our release schedule was pushed back. Anyway, here's the second half of the battle wit…

Do I hear Boss Battle Music? That probably means a Boss Battle is afoot. Have the DMs balanced the encounter properly? Or will the next episode include the prefix 'finale'?  

One thing's for sure, not…

The gang are in gaol for a crime they did not commit. And so to address the situation they have now begun to commit several in quick succession. With new allies and gear at their disposal it's time t…

Salt of Urph is back!

After not really planning how they're going to escape prison, the party begins their attempt to escape prison. The workforce of the Innovsfall City Gaol are all gonna regret comi…

Salt of Urph is returning at some point. Keep those horses held for the moment

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For reasons unknown to the DMs, the PCs, the NPCs and the listeners, the party has volunteered to be arrested. Now that they're incarcerated, they can either choose to break out or stay and get acqua…

Innovsfall is holding a trial and the party gets involves. Things go bad

Artwork by Florence Scott
Music by Sam Wheatley
Edited by Calvin Lowe

The Dungeon Masters are Calvin Lowe and Alastair Fleming
The …

Though it has only been two weeks since the release of the last episode in our universe it has been a month or two since we last recorded, even moreso for Alastair. We are all out of practice. The pa…

They've only been in Innovsfall for half a day and our heroes are already on the run from the law. Ruth gets covered in effluence,  Styx gets covered in effluence, Lumpkin gets covered in effluence, …

Trapped in the alley by the mysterious mercenary Skinner and his goons, Ruth, Tarquin and Sniv must fight for their lives to get past them. Meanwhile Styx and Lumpkin are completely unaware that thei…

Night is drawing in on Mrs Libby's House of Comforts, however many members of the party are finding it hard to make themselves as comfortable as they should like to, especially with the present compa…

Two weeks in to their quest the party arrives into the reborn city of Innovsfall in search of someone who can help them discern the contents of the snail-shelled box. Within the city old allies and n…

After returning to the caravan to find their allies under attack from a flock of winged kobolds, the party try to regain the ground they lost in the trash-fire that was Episode 8. With kobolds, owlbe…

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. I saw a teddy bear shoot a laser out of …