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We did it, everyone. We finally reached the end of Dr. van Richten's story. Brace yourselves for the end of an era (and some Curse of Strahd spoilers sorry)!

Plus: Darkvision Kisses, Hoofed Away, and…

Happy Halloween I mean November the 6th! You want more Van Richten?! Please take some of this Van Richten; we have far too much

Plus: A Small Crew of Zombies on Electric Scooters, Fizzing From Your B…

Happy Halloween; it's an extra episode! Find out all you need to know about D&D's premier he-who-fights-monsters!

Plus: FREE GIFT Van Richten Voice, A Vampire Named Baron Meatfeast, and Young Man! Th…

Join Sami and Alex for the conclusion of our look at worms, purple and otherwise! This one's got REAL WORLD FACTS too, good heavens

Plus: "I'm a Dirt Swimmer, Baby", Horses as a System of Measurement…

It's long! It's cylindrical! It's a particular colour! What more is there to say? (About an hour of podcast, actually)

Plus: Doctors Hate This Old Worm, It's Explicitly a Tube, and a Worm Wearing a S…

Today's subject holds the record for 'Most Facts Just Assumed by Eberron's Scholars', so that's nice.

Plus: Garfield the Devourer, Cabinet of Feces, and 100 Children with Old, Old Faces.

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Why not join us for an insightful look at sacks? Please keep all limbs outside of the sack for the duration of this podcast.

Plus: Horse Pony Lovecraft, Great and Mighty Wham-Skull, and Wizard's Dinn…

This is a landmark episode because the 4th Edition section might be the most interesting bit of all? What the heck!!

Plus: That's a Pseudopod Baybee!, Zabu from The Lion King, and The Perfect Mimic S…

We slew the monsters! We dodged the traps! We convinced the Rogue to cooperate! And it was all worth it for this amazing treasure, wait my hand's stuck

Plus: Can of Mixed Nuts, Bags 'n' Pumps, and Cl…

Deep in the swamps of Lake Gloomey lies the City of the Temple of the Brothers of the Swamp. How did this happen? What's inside? What was Dave Arneson thinking?!

Join us for a look at the Blackmoor S…

It's happening. We're actually making a player character for Original, 1974 box set D&D. An 'Original Character', if you will.

Plus: VERY BAD ROLLS, 'I'm Gonna Bang It!' and Gary's Free Consolation K…

In this week's Treasure Table, Alex becomes a chaotic warlord in the Mighty Servant of Leuk-O, and Sami lurks in the shadows with the ever-classic Cloak of the Bat!

Plus, an Imp with No Toes, Do I Ha…

It's another Treasure Table! Sami tackles the massive subject of Bless, and Alex's look at Foresight is way, way less in-depth.

Plus, Gary Gygax's Equine Excitement, Morale Failure Soundboard, and th…

We've reached the light of the modern day with our Firbolg coverage, and we promise that despite however it might sound, we were completely sober on this one.

Plus, Cowboy Facts, Big Farmer, and Gimb…

We're back from our hiatus and we brought a horde of giant Celts along with us! Careful, there's a 5% chance one of them is a Shaman.

Plus, a snake-in-a-drawer, the Ordning vs Capitalism, and Giant N…

We're rounding off (har har) our coverage of Gelatinous Cubes this time! Plus a rope slime, a psychic slime, and some kind of sweat monster. You would not believe how gross it gets.

Content Warning f…

Imagine a slime with corners. Now imagine its friends. You've just imagined today's episode.

We're still mostly on hiatus! Some slight audio clipping on this one, so apologies for that! We should be …

You thought we were free of Paladins? You thought it was over?! You were *wrong*.

Apologies to any Paladins who feel they have been misrepresented by the podcast. Hopefully these corrections can begi…

This was a wild one! We struggle to stay on topic for more than 10 minutes at a time as we look at When Good PCs Go Bad. Seriously though, this was a really wild one, and for that we can only apologi…