Prosecco Theory
Two single moms in their early 40s, diving into the world's infinite gray areas and sorting through baggage in pursuit of personal growth and entertainment. (Music by Bryan M. Steele)
- Update frequency
- every 10 days
- Average duration
- 46 minutes
- Episodes
- 223
- Years Active
- 2020 - 2025
23 - Your Cat Needs a Bath
Megan and Michelle interview LA Pawz founders, Alixcia and Bryan, about neuticles, bathing cats, pet therapists, catios, instagram parties, bedazzled buttholes, and more.
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22 - F**king F**k
Megan and Michelle dive deep into profanity, broken toes, censorship, old timey swears, the poverty of vocabulary, and kids who cuss.
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21 - It’s Complicated
With smoky voices, Megan and Michelle break down the relationship continuum (from one night stands to marriage), test drives, thruples, married sex, infidelity, midnight cereal, prenups…
20 - If Titties Could Talk
Megan and Michelle are “mesmerized” by nipple orgasms, breast health, the rear office, gummy bears, wasted lingerie, and flashing in the name of science. P.S. PLEASE get a mammogram!
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19 - Sleep With One Eye Open
Megan and Michelle dissect sleep patterns, dreams, morning wood, twin brothers, closet portals, Thomas Edison, alien abductions, and flaccid giraffes.
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18 - The Aftermath
Megan and Michelle get raw about grief, new normals, the year of firsts, laughing through pain, and the ultimate Irish Goodbye.
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- Five Stages of Grief (Wikipedia)
- Why the F…
17 - Respectfully...
Megan and Michelle throw out the agenda and get salty about shady strangers, real estate photography, Casper the cowardly ghost, pineapple on pizza, lying on cars, Marco Polo splits, an…
16 - The Person On The Right Goes
Megan and Michelle contemplate passive aggressiveness, directness, Hard Ds, acquiring kittens, hosting anxiety, interesting shoes, the slow fade, and rearranging the dishwasher.
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15 - Let's Try That Again
Megan, Michelle, and special guest, Justine, explore second marriages, Christmas on couches, preemptive wedding dresses, movie-esque proposals, and Lego families.
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14 - The Nerds Behind the Love
Megan and Michelle discuss book smarts versus street smarts, define sapiosexuality, perform a table read, pitch for a prosecco sponsor (we see you It’s A Headsnapper), and brainstorm a …
13 - All the Fun You Think They Had
Megan and Michelle contemplate FOMO, the Paradox of Choice, ice packs in our bras, cherry picking, keeping up with the Joneses, and Bumble catalogs.
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12 - You Can't Always Get What You Want
Megan and Michelle get real about awkward dates, thick skin, DUI tests, bite marks, speed dating, and FFS, letting your friends know you made it home safely.
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11 - I Say Driven, You Say Pushy
Megan, Michelle, and special guest(s), Jason (and uninvited sirens), bounce around the topics of gender roles, bro-culture, donkey sanctuaries, flirting, and Fun Andy.
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10 - We Got 69 Problems But Gif(t)s Ain't One
Megan and Michelle ponder love languages, back rubs, pronunciation challenges, Teen Beat, and grinding scissors.
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09 - Wear a Mask and Get Kinky
Megan and Michelle get sex positive and contemplate Zoom dating, cam girls, organic porn, and sex with walls.
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08 - Tell Me A Story
Megan, Michelle, and special guest, Ashley, discuss ouija boards, psychic parties, empathic offspring, head lice punchcards, and finding grace.
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07 - I'm Gonna Pass
Megan and Michelle share stories of breakups, ghosting, rage emails, gravediggers, and unsolvable puzzles. #idontcommutetodate
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06 - Let Me Remember That For You
Megan and Michelle break down gaslighting, cultural appropriation, Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory, and trusting your gut.
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05 - Get Uncomfortable
Megan and Michelle explore the concept of impact versus intent, the luxury of white privilege, good vs bad apologies, and silence contributing to violence.
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04 - "If You Don't Work Out, Neither Will We"
Three curvy women explore body image, societal ideals, sex with mailmen, and dating while (insert body type here).
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