Proper Podcast

You ever feel like having a crush makes you manic? When will having a crush feel calm and at peace? Is your crush HISpanic? Then you will NEVER be at peace… We really have no idea so we will continue…

We’re back with another Proper Bonus episode which is filled with nonsense and perspective! Your hosts do a deep dive on the Japanese Film: Monster (2023) — you know being proper critics with proper …

This weeks episode is about a story of 4 toys and 1 girl (one of them toys being a dragon dildo) and the other being a dog… the story ends with a death by rose toy though. But we choosing to feel goo…

One thing your Proper Hosts have in common is fighting Karens in the club, particularly in Europe. But that was way back when — Now they’re commonality is masturbating to the thought of an ex… Anyone…

We are seeking an arrangement this episode of which you (the PP) give us (ya PH’s) a 5-star review right now! Calling in all the bot head ass hoes, the sugar daddies, the boys, the marlins, the tunas…

First off, thank you for riding with us for an entire year!! 50 moments of completion together… and shoutout to 50 more because we cum in abundance! You know we speak in two different languages, mani…

Realize your real lies and tell us WHY we got a 4.9 review on apple? It’s serving “I love your confidence”… Anyways, are you a cheater or do you just have ADHD? Find out more in today’s episode along…

We’re trying something new and spreading things apart… a Proper Bonus if you will!! We take another expansion on some Proper Recommendations of last week, Salt Burn and May December. Have you watched…

This week is a proper turn down compared to last week (and next), you know we love a balance! As you may know, half of this podcast is Gay — that’s right, you finally get to hear Lex’s coming out sto…

Talking about ED can be EASY and that’s exactly what we do this week. We’re starting the new year off right by having proper chats about both sides of ED with trying to normalize the topic of putting…

2024 is all about letting go of toxicity, realizing who tf you are (a proper puta!!), and becoming a cum dumpster! With the current moon in Cancer, it’s only right to show out for our last episode of…

Proper recommendation of the week: Suck some d*ck to fall asleep quicker but make sure you swallow!! (Semen got melatonin in it) So men — go head and thank ya proper founders for this TIP. Real quest…

Question(s) of the hour: Are you a toy girl or a hand girl? How long should one date before getting into a relationship? How do you prep for the New Year? How does one prefer to have their balls held…

Your Proper Hosts tried something new this week and removed the filter of ethics (please don’t cancel them !! it’s comedy !!) and discussed some personal stories, shared stories and catfish stories! …

Question of the hour: Do I like em’ or am I just bored? This week, your proper hosts each answer this question, or try to, while also talking about option paralysis in dating. Don’t ask them what the…

You ever been scared to look at your bank account? Trust babes, you’re not alone. This week, your hosts dive into all things money mindset, including getting out of scarcity mindset and realizing tha…

We’re fourty, horny, and gory this episode! Celebrating some big wins like boundary setting with parents, taking men off the pedestal, and mommy issues — something we can all relate to :) Be sure to …

The main takeaway of today’s episode is to trust Him, not the jitt you're dating or call your “husband”, but capital H I M. Meaning, the only man we trust is the wise Man himself, capital M I K E. On…

Big shoutout to the hot, happy and unemployed. If you identify as that, stand up! If you do not, get us a job then!! Real question is, why the unemployed be spending the most money? Real answer is, n…

This week’s episode is truly meant for you to escape reality for an hour and maybe gain some CLARITY. Your proper hosts teleport back to May of 2020, Gay Twitter, when times were simpler — to have a …