Welcome to “The Pour Choices Show,” a podcast where two best friends, originally hailing from Maryland but now separated by the sun-kissed shores of Florida, come together to keep their friendship thriving. From the laid-back vibes of Melbourne to the bustling energy of Tampa, these guys bridge the distance through laughter, candid conversations, and, of course, a shared love of a good brew.
What can you expect from each episode? Imagine sitting down with your best friend, a cold beer in hand, talking about everything and anything that crosses your mind. That’s “The Pour Choices Show” in a nutshell.
So, grab your favorite drink, settle in, and let’s make some pour choices!
HOAs, Goosebumps, and Post-Nut Sinus Relief – It’s For Science! 💩📚🍻
This episode kicks off with a. story of an intense battle between man and bug (because why not set the tone early?) an…
Death Bed Confessions, Harry Potter Pickup Lines, and a RAGING Problem 🦝🧙♂️💀
This week on The Poor Choices Show, we go from Tom Brady’s lips to bankrupting a country in less than 6 minu…
Godparents, Ozark Pregnancies, and Who The F*** Are The “MDFoodieBoyz”!?
This week’s episode is a masterclass in first-world problems, poor life choices, and unfiltered stupidity—in oth…
Magic Buttons, Toothless Nightmares, and European Lizards Invading Ohio 🦎💀🍻
We’re back with another completely unhinged episode, and this one’s got everything—messed-up dreams, vocal reg…
Hiding a Giraffe, Blue Junk, and the Great Sandwich Debate 🦒🍞💩
This episode is a perfect mix of absolute stupidity, unnecessary debates, and life’s real questions—like how the hell would…
Getting Arrested, Peeing in Cement, and Drafting the Ultimate Karen 🚔🎨🍌
If you’ve ever wondered what crime your friends think you’d get arrested for, this is the episode for you. We kick…
Cyclops Tears, Bear Pants, and the Great Emu War – Absolute Nonsense Incoming 🦸♂️🦆🍻
Buckle up, degenerates—this episode goes from pop culture madness to historical stupidity in record t…
Blockbuster Diarrhea, Racial Slurs, and Male Stereotypes – Another Unhinged Episode 🎮💩🍻
If you’re looking for structure, logic, or even a shred of decency—this ain’t it. This week, we ki…
Goat Debates, Time-Traveling Trumps, and the Dumb Sh*t Old People Say 🐐⏳🎙️
This episode goes off the rails real quick, so consider yourself warned. We’re kicking things off with some imp…
A Year of Bad Decisions, Tuna Salad, and Harry Potter Yo Mama Jokes 🎉🍻
It’s our one-year anniversary, and we’re celebrating the only way we know how—by drinking, roasting each other, and…
100 Million Dollars, Talking Pets, and the Bob Draft – Pure Chaos Ensues 💰🐶🍻
Alright boys, strap in because this episode is one hell of a ride. We’re kicking things off with some hard-hi…
Summoning Spells, Dirty Riddles, and the Ultimate Pizza Throwdown! 🍕🍻
Buckle up, fellas—this week’s episode is packed with unfiltered laughs, weird debates, and the kind of humor you did…
Courtroom Chaos, Blindfolded Art, and the Largest Animal You Could KO!
This week’s episode brings double the guests, double the laughs, and a whole lot of chaos! 🎉 David kicks things off…
Beer, Brain Twisters, and Severance: A Deep Dive into Memory and Mandela Madness!
This week’s episode is all about memory, mind-bending shows, and a little bit of beer to keep things int…
Fruit Flies, Amazon, Stairs, and Chairs – Pure Podcast Mayhem!
This week’s episode is an absolute rollercoaster of random debates, weird hypotheticals, and hot NFL QBs. 🏈🔥
First, Happy …
Medusa’s Pubes, Best Buy Beef, and Appliance Brackets – Kicking Off the New Year!
Happy New Year! 🎉 It’s 2024, but don’t expect any “new year, new us” nonsense—we’re keeping the same cha…
Santa’s on the Run & Die Hard Debates: A Very Pour Choices Christmas! 🎅🎄
This week, we’re diving headfirst into the holiday madness—and it’s not all candy canes and snowflakes. Kicking t…
From Poisonous Grapes to Greatest Touchdowns: A Hilarious Holiday Mix!
Get ready for a jam-packed episode that blends holiday cheer, random debates, and total nonsense! This week kicks o…
"From Ants to Christmas: Wild Debates and Hot Takes!"
Strap in for another wild episode of chaos, laughs, and debates! 🐜 Chris is back with an ant follow-up (yes, still ants), and David’…
Slurpies, Sawdust, and Salary Wars: A Wild Ride!
Buckle up, folks—this week’s episode is pure chaos, and we’re not apologizing for it. Ever wondered what sawdust and Rice Krispie treats …