PorchTalk 🎱
The PorchTalk
- Update frequency
- every 3 days
- Average duration
- 56 minutes
- Episodes
- 31
- Years Active
- 2024 - 2025
NBA PLAYOFFS ROUND TWO + NBA TOMFOOLERY WITH XAVIER - PORCHTALK
Xavier and I peacefully and respectfully debate the timeless question of who the best player in NBA history is—the answer is not LeBron James. Thank you for your continued support of our mediocre opi…
XAVIER'S TWO-CENTS ON THE PLAYOFFS + DRAFT REACTIONS - S2 E2
Xavier is back. PorchTalk is back. Lebron is 2-10 in his last 12 playoff games. Orlando Magic, Magic City, Rest in Peace Nipsey, Lebron will be bitching till he's 50 - Celtics 2026 NBA Champions. Po…
THE PORCHTALK RETURN - THE STATE OF WARRIORS BASKETBALL AND THE NBA PLAYOFFS WITH BABAGUDU
The highly unanticipated return of PorchTalk. My laptop was repossessed because of gambling debts. Babagudu provides his insight on the current state of affairs for the Golden State Warriors.
Like Mi…
THE PORCHTALK RETURN - THE STATE OF WARRIORS BASKETBALL AND NBA PLAYOFFS WITH BABAGUDU
The highly unanticipated return of PorchTalk. Babagudu provides his opinions on the current state of affairs for the Golden State Warriors and their first-round match-up against the Houston Rockets.
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THE PORCHTALK RETURN - THE STATE OF WARRIORS BASKETBALL AND NBA PLAYOFFS WITH BABAGUDU
The highly unanticipated return of PorchTalk. Babagudu provides his thoughts on the current state of affairs for the Golden State Warriors and their first-round match-up with the Houston Rockets. Lik…
THE PORCHTALK RETURN - THE STATE OF WARRIORS BASKETBALL AND THE NBA PLAYOFFS WITH BABAGUDU
The unanticipated return of PorchTalk. Babagudu provides an update on the current state of affairs for the Golden State Warriors and their first-round matchup against the Houston Rockets. Like Mike i…
The Verdict Is In, Patrick Mahomes is Guilty of Mediocrity - Philly Wins the Super Bowl - PorchTalk with Xavier
This was embarrassing. This silenced any Tom Brady v. Patrick Mahomes arguments. Abysmal. Horrendous. Despicable. Terrible. The Cheifs are no longer. This is what happens when you and your wife idoli…
EMERGENCY EPISODE - LUKA DONCIC TO THE LAKERS
I am frozen. Luka Doncic is a Los Angeles Laker. Luka Doncic is on the same team as Lebron James. For the first time in Lebron James' career, 23 will not be the primary scorer on his team. This ruine…
NFL WILD CARD PREDICTIONS, DRAFT TALK, HOW TO FIX THE 49ers with Mikey and Xavier - PorchTalk #22 - January 10, 2025
The NFL playoffs are finally here, and what better way to celebrate than three schmucks with no football experience telling you what's going to happen. The 49er's best player this season was shot by …
The Patriots are Horrible but Please Don't Draft Travis Hunter, Xavier has Never Witnessed the Miami Dolphins Winning a Playoff Game, If I was John Lynch What Would I Do? - PorchTalk #21 with Xavier 12/18
The Patriots suck. The Dolphins suck. The 49ers are even worse. Travis Hunter is not the answer in New England. Xavier comes to terms with the realization that the Dolhpins will never be good.
The Lions are the Team to Beat, Juan Soto Signed With Who?, Travis Hunter Shouldn't be the First WR Off the Board - PorchTalk #20 December 10 with Xavier
Mama we're back. A month-long hiatus because I got lazy. Embarrassing, Regardless, Travis Hunter should not be the first wide receiver off the board IF he is only being drafted to play wide receiver.…
Donald Duck is the President, Drake Maye is the Best Rookie QB in the NFL, NFL Trade Deadline Reviews, Kansas City v Detroit Superbowl is Inevitable - PorchTalk #19 with Xavier November 7 2024
The United States held a Presidential Election between an overly qualified candidate and a convicted felon. The convicted felon won, which is poetic to the current state of America. You can't get a j…
Donald Duck is The President, NFL Trade Deadline Reviews, Kansas City v Detroit Superbowl is Inevitable, Drake Maye is Best Rookie QB in the NFL, State of the Lakers - PorchTalk #19 with Xavier November 7, 2024
The United States held a Presidential Election between an overly qualified candidate and a convicted felon. The convicted felon won, which is poetic of the current state of America. You can't get a j…
The Dodgers Are World Series Champions, Young Thug Is Free, Is Drake Maye Playing This Week?, The Jets Are A Mess Even When They Win - PorchTalk #18 Halloween Special With Xavier Oct 31
The Dodgers were down five runs in the fifth inning. The Dodgers won the game in nine innings. A historical baseball season has officially drawn the curtain with a World Series over the worst fanbase…
The Dodgers Have Won the World Series, Kevin Durant is the Greatest Scorer of All Time, The Patriots Beat the Jets, Cleveland Beat Baltimore, Nick Bosa is a Schmuck, Jayson Tatum and Anthony Davis are Still Leading MVP Race - PorchTalk #17 October 29
The World Series is officially over after three games. Aaron Judge has now set an MLB record by striking out 75 times in his last 30 plate appearances which essentially books Juan Soto's one way tick…
Dodgers Take Game Two, Jayson Tatum and Anthony Davis Lead the MVP Race, Drake Maye Will Beat the Jets in Foxborough + Other Week 8 Predictions with Xavier - PorchTalk #16 October 27
Two Games of World Series baseball have explicitly shown that the Los Angeles Dodgers have won the Pennant. Aaron Judge will go down as one of the worst playoff players of this generation. The Dodger…
The Minnesota Vikings Were Robbed + The Current State of the NFL, The NBA is Back with NBA and Golden State Warriors Insider Ibrahim Ayub - PorchTalk #15 October 24 2024
The Minnesota Vikings were robbed on National Television. Should Minnesota be in a position where Sam Darnold has to go 90 yards with one timeout down eight? No. They should not. Regardless, that was…
The Celtics are the Best Team in the NBA by a Country Mile, The Lakers Look Decent with Xavier - PorchTalk #14 October 22nd 2024
The Boston Celtics are objectively the best in basketball, and it is not a conversation to have. Joe Mazzula made it explicitly clear last season that the Celtics would beat you by way of the three-p…
NFL Week 7, The 49ers Season is Over, Drake Maye is the Truth, NBA Futures Predictions, Celtics Run it Back for Banner 19 with Xander - PorchTalk #13 October 21st 2024
The 49ers season is officially over, and I truly may have been too generous with the nine-win prediction, as they may not even win nine games. Detroit and Baltimore both continue to frontrun the race…
NFL Week Five Reactions, Alabama Loses, Cal Blows a 25 Point Lead at Home with Xander, Mikey, Talmond and Eduardo - PorchTalk #12 October 8th 2024
Week five of the NFL season has come and go and the 49ers still suck. The Patriots were robbed on national television. Alabama gave Vanderbilt their first win in program history against a top five te…