A weekly conversation between creative knobs Jacob Tender and Mike Comite.
The fellas get some life-changing listener mail and debate who they should call first with the news. There is apartment follow-up and an update on Jake's Twitter cleanup.
Alien Isolation is a very goo…
The first winter storm of the season has hit the midwest and Jacob is making the most of it. Mike is applying protective wax to his pup's paws.
There is follow-up on last week's podcasting conversatio…
He may not have the tools, but Jacob has big plans to build winter lodgings on public land. Mike resurrects a gaggle of log dead snow people and his father's ice phallus. Don't put clothes on the dog…
Why not DiGiorno? Jacob's ratio has tanked and his hard drives are full of science fantasy content. This leads into some talk of The Franchise™. The lines between shows are blurring.
Can customer enti…
Mike has a new song out called "Anna" and that feels good. We discuss the various podcast theme songs Mike has composed over the years as well.
New year, new whatever. We've got some aspirations, but…
Why aren't there laws about woodcutting in NYC? This log chopping has delayed our holiday gear talk. Weezer gets an oddly specific amount of airtime from Jason Bourne. We are the filter for our paren…
Human beings love crime porn. Is that wrong? Podcast sponsors don't seem to think so. There is talk of Trash TV and a spoiler-free spoiler discussion, which is followed by the closest thing to a Bant…
All dogs go to heaven. Given the ultimatum, which appendage would you excise? Trick ears are undetectable by modern medicine and selecting the correct headphones for exercise is important. Family his…
It's Election Night 2018 and the polls are closing. The fellas discuss the United State's current voting system and one that might be better. On the housing front, rent comes with its perks, but unce…
Technological difficulties plague our recording sessions and daily lives. Wandering the streets alone is great, but Halloween becomes increasingly sweet after outgrowing your conservative parents' ru…
Trigger Warning: this show contains talk of meat (and pie).
Mike is late and Jake has the pre-show sh*ts. Language arts class is in session and today's lesson is Amazon Echo pronunciation and pre-iPho…
Studies have that empathic links can be created between podcast host and listener. This is an open invitation for free beers. Jokes are exploding somewhere in Manhattan and Mike is capturing them all…
Putting the remote down is a good first step towards flexing your creative muscles. Simplified, remove convenience where it doesn’t belong. Delete. Your. Apps. Bad writers could benefit from reading …
We live in times appropriate for pleasurable long waits. New England is full of crunchy people and dreams of drone-based economies. Xbox-adjacent glasses of Mountain Dew™ lead to anxiety. Anxiety lea…
If it's raining, why are you wearing denim? NYC can be experienced in less time than it takes your dry cleaner to remove the smell of said metropolitan from our corduroy vest, at least according to m…
Noise pollution is a problem and Skype is partially to blame. An athletic director sets a young man on a path that he could have never calculated. At least he got to control the radio. Visit your loc…
When not showering your metropolis with sticky strands of proteinaceous spider silk, perhaps you can lead the charge on a violent riverway. It's uncouth to haggle with the merch person. Don't run out…
Puke producers are man's best alarm clock. Beware sonic pulses at Diller Park. Jacob is on the hunt for a certified used vehicle that he will cherish, unlike those from the early years. Break out you…
Somedays you walk through security checkpoints with brass knuckles and that's okay. We can't all deal in cards. Stay wary of your everyday carry and mind the excess ego spilling from the frames on yo…