Per Our Last Email

Who here enjoys linty gummies? 🙋‍♀️
Oh, you don’t? Okay, well prepare to be triggered.
And just know that linty gummies are just the tip of the iceberg of today’s episode 👀 In fact, by the end of tod…

Listen, you can try to nitpick and micromanage us all you want.
You can go over everything we say with a fine-toothed comb, and you can (attempt) to charge us by the minute. But the moment you try to…

Remember that time you paid your rent in popsicle sticks?
No?
Well, what about spoons?
Still no?
Weird, because we could’ve SWORN that it was considered socially acceptable to pay for the important t…

What’s worse than a horrible client who turns out to be a thief, you ask?
Oh, we don’t know… probably a horrible client who turns out to be a two-timing thief, and whose story gets shared by two diff…

We get the idea of ghosting when there’s something to gain from it. And by “get” we mean we don’t actually get it, but it makes more sense than ghosting someone after paying them.
Like, are you in th…

So, today’s a stories episode, right? Like, it’s an episode where we read your stories and cringe and laugh and cry along with you?
Well, plot twist - today’s stories episode happens to include a maj…

The name of today’s drink is Growing Pains. Remember that, because it’ll make sense later.
Emphasis: pain.
When you combine snow shoveling, driving without a GPS, tax fraud and the FBI, it only makes…

What happens when you pair the two of us with cocktails and an Australian guest, you ask?
Well, there’s the required questions about 🐨, and the comments on the guest’s gorgeous accent. And then the g…

Listen, we’re stressed. We’re stressed because of our stress, and because of your stress. We’re stressed that our stress will turn into your stress and your stress will manifest into client stress, a…

Quick little riddle for ya: what includes hatchets, GUNS(!!!), corsets & suitcases AND has the audacity to underpay?
If you answered, “a photoshoot with Christina from Fresh Print Media?” you are (mi…

Okay, so two things:
1. Take this as your reminder to charge more, and use a contract.
2. Through this episode, we’ve coined our The Audacity, 2.0: “You know what? LET ME TELL YOU” and it should proba…

Imagine a world where your client’s OWN photography is so horrendous, they forget they even took it themselves and instead blamed you for it? Imagine that.
IMAGINE THAT.
Why aren’t any of us even fli…

Stories episodes have quickly become everyone’s favorite. Like, who wouldn’t want to hear about someone else’s nightmare client while chuckling to themselves?
So naturally, we brought our own story t…

Collectively, you all have outdone yourselves.
It’s almost as if you specifically worked with horribly weird clients, with the intention of someday sharing your story on Per Our Last Email. In fact, …

*Gray rocking
*Gaslighting
*“I think they’re a criminal”ing
There’s a lot of “ings” happening in today’s episode with Nicole from Sprout Law, we can tell you that much. Without spilling too much of t…

Once upon a time… there was a fraudulent check that led to the creation of one of the most famous freelancing Facebook groups on earth.
And by once upon a time, we mean that it happened, not all that…

How do we put this without offending someone?
It was today when we realized that some clients are immutably... difficult. Cemented in their difficulty, really. And we’re choosing to use the word “dif…

Evil minions.
Crazy DMs.
Awkward emails.
Justin Bieber.
The Office.
THE AUDACITY.
When you add all of those up, there’s only one possible outcome - it’s another Per Our Last Email episode. As for tod…

Remember that time you went on vacation, and sent a scream-text and email to your colleagues and clients that said, “CALL ME -  NO MATTER WHERE I AM”?
No?
Oh, apologies. We forgot you’re a perfectly …

Salad dressing labels, hunting banners, 8th grade Illustrator tutorials and 3-month long ghosting sessions.
You might be wondering, “Guys, what on earth do any of these things have to do with each ot…