Overhaul

I discovered a strange but useful talent last Sunday.

Dr. Ron, PhD of Orgasmic Chemistry is on today to talk about love, raccoons, and my chronic narcissism. 

My buddy Dave joins me to talk about our lives and YOU get to listen.

What do YOU think?

Runner up for the title was, "Urinating on the Deceased," but I figured that wouldn't go so well.

Look, it was hard to understand what they were saying...

Grocery store trips, for me, aren’t  just about getting food. There are other forms of "sustenance" that I must “consume.”

Recreational sports have their consequences...

Coronavirus is ruining my attempts to become a more social person.

You can probably hear me swallowing about 75 times this episode. Have fun.

This is the first guest I've had on the pod; he is my trainer from Planet Fitness who's super fun and inspiring to be around.

I went to a Muslim Conference for college students, and it was an amazing experience. My trainer, Andrés, is so buff he probably couldn't fit through a door.

I urge you to lower your volume this episode. Things get heated.

I had a rough open mic in San Jose on Wednesday. Now that I've had time to process it for a couple days, I'm going to continue doing stand up instead of not 'cause that's what life's about for me.

I saw an overwhelming amount of people today in San Francisco wearing Santa costumes.

Rough 2 weeks. I've been doing open mics, and it's really darn hard.

I was in middle school in 2010, and Facebook was actually fun to use. It's not even social anymore.

Feeling new emotions is a bizarre experience. I unravel my past revealing the puzzle pieces to the puzzle called "Why I am the Way I am".

An overwhelming majority of my Lyft riders are super nice, but there's always the unpleasant one every couple weeks.

Just talking about my week. I'm trying to get a feel for what this podcast is going to become. I'm aiming for comedy.