Nugatory Quest

Twenty years ago, the world was hit with an outbreak of unprecedented proportions. 

The hapless population of the planet was forced to reduce, reuse and recycle like their very lives depended on it. 

Michael Caine. Michael Caine. Cain, Michael Caine. Michael Michael! Michael Caine! 

*Michael Caine used Thundershock. It was super effective.*

COURSE MATERIALS:

1. Old Mitt

2. Coke Nail

3. A-Ko…

Taylor and Neil were going to include a fun description that elaborated on the amusing joke comprising this episode's title but have been advised by their lawyer that they probably shouldn't. Just, n…

Mild-mannered, law-abiding Mark Kaminsky is your run-of-the-mill small town sheriff who is also an ex-detective. One day, he's called back into action where he is shot a bunch by the Dad from That '7…

In which Taylor and Neil realize there is a large gulf between their definition and pronunciations of the word gulf. 

COURSE MATERIALS:

1. Dre M.D

2. Pop Artist

3. Santa Maria

4. Blue Whales

5. Mr.…

Oh noe! Hoosawiddlepuppy? Yooaliddlepuppy!

Yes yoo are! 

Yes yoo are!

Hoosabooboo! Hoosabooboo numnum?!

Hoochaboochoohrrggllleeee!

COURSE MATERIALS

1. Yukon Devil Farmer

2. Daddy Fine Things

3. Ant…

What? We enjoy the breeze...

COURSE MATERIALS: 

1. Old Man Kid

2. Hey Bro

3. Fashion Mastermind

4. Craft Time

5. McShut Up

6. Vinajer

I've been ridin' these plains so longSingin' the same old songI know every town on the dirty side of Mississippi Where hustle's the name of the gameAnd nice guys get washed away like the snow and the…

We here at Nugatory Quest would like to apologize for totally bumming you out with this episode. It doesn't seem like something we should be capable of doing but, well, sometimes things happen. What …

COURSE MATERIALS:

1. Big Guy2. Torrent of Flesh3. Funny4. Pending Death5. Straight Garb6. Schlagen…

I reckon by now all y'all will have heard the news: Ol' Pert is pickin' up sticks and taking his skills to the Old World. I'll miss y'all somethin' fierce but them sweet jezebels over there need my p…

It's totally a thing.COURSE MATERIALS:

In the year of our Lord, Two Thousand and Four, two great minds shall meet in the realm of snowy desperation. The fires of one will ignite the ire of the other and a great battle will be fought over …

Hey! Do you like to hear two people talk about all formative experiences they had in Junior High gym class? I hope you do because Taylor and Neil are doing that. Again. 

Yay. 

COURSE MATERIALS

1. S…

What happens when young, fresh piglets go hog-wild on Hawaiian spring break? Only the craziest, wettest and tastiest party on the planet! Watch this sweet meat let loose and expose their chops for th…

Scut.

COURSE MATERIALS:

1. Pineapple Mistakes

2. Titan 360

3. Rose-Velt

4. Jacked Rabbits

5. Absoslutely

6. Bowlingual

Meet Mikey! He's the new kid in class and  just doesn't fit in. The boys think he's weird! The girls think he's gross! The conservative politburo thinks he's radical! But little do they know that he'…

Forward thinking.

E. coliPhone is purposefully imagined. Meticulously considered. Precision infected. 

It's not just a product of what's biologically possible. But what's biologically devastating. It…

Alright, Danny we have to talk about what you did to my gorgeous, gold-encrusted French imported bidet. This is the best bidet in New York City. Danny, I know you can't appreciate how great this bide…