Nose Candy

This week your favorite supersprayers have their finger on a button even more destructive than the pulse of perfume popularity. That's right, Maddie and Chloe came to the table for a two-woman treaty…

Start preening your Pinterest and refining your registry fragheads, this week the ladies are joined by fan fave Nose Candy guest Steve Gontarski to talk all about wedding perfumes! You may know Steve…

Dust off your top hat and pull out your white rabbit because this week your favorite mentalists are discussing perfect perfume illusions. Maddie and Chloe both brought along olfactory evidence of per…

This week your gals are going nuts for a petroleum perfume, bananas for a thai food frag, and losing their senses over the smell of Hot Dog on a Stick. That's right, Maddie and Chloe are sliding off …

Calling all corpses! It's almost fright night at Nose Candy HQ, and Maddie and Chloe are celebrating the only way they know how: by spraying the sepulchral scent of death. This week your favorite tri…

Looking for a blueprint to become famous on TikTok? Don't turn that dial: this week the Nose Candy ladies are joined by Los Angeles' sexiest content creator slash reptile enthusiast Marc Sebastian! M…

What's my motivation? This week the Nose Candy gals are going Inside the Actor's Studio with the brilliant and hilarious comedian, actress, and podcaster Kate Berlant! Kate sat down with Maddie and C…

This week your gals are hushed, brushed. tapped, and tucked in for an Nose Candy ASMR episode about fragrances that WHISPER. That means Maddie and Chloe are finally piping down to share the scents in…

This week your gals are blessed, buzzed, and beaming brighter than the Northern Lights; artist and creative director of Andrea Maack Perfumes Andrea Maack is in the building! The chicest woman in Ice…

Oh, you think you know freshies? Think again frag hag. This week the Nose Candy ladies are getting wet and wild for a clean-themed episode all about the scintillating scent of the shower. Looking to …

This week Maddie and Chloe find themselves on two different coasts, but that won't stop these bloodhounds from putting their noses where they don't belong. Follow along as our two little improvisers …

BIG NEWS! Your favorite lil stinkers launched a Patreon!

This is a short preview of a bonus episode that's available in full on Patreon. Subscribers will get main eps a day early, weekly bonus content…

Put your deuces up and get ready to spice up your life because this week your favorite gender separatists are subverting the dominant paradigm to talk about must-have girl power scents. Listen in as …

This week the Nose Candy gals are joined by White Smellephant collaborator and bestie Abdi Taslimi to talk about the smell of sweat, the perfume of pussy juice, the bouquet of blood, and the stink of…

Do you smell like an asset or a liability? This week Maddie and Chloe are diversifying their portfolios, consolidating their debts, and leveraging their Guru with Broke Bitch Juice just in time for a…

Grab your beaker and tare your scale because the Nose Candy ladies are back in the lab to talk about the science of scent. This week Maddie and Chloe are joined by genius artist and aroma chemist Sea…

Ever wonder the perfumes beautiful brunette women wear when they want to freak it? This week the Nose Candy gals are dressed to the nines and sharing the Freakum Frags they pull out when they want to…

While the rest of you have been celebrating brat summer, Team Nose Candy has taken BRAT diet summer international. That means bananas, rice, applesauce, and toast for your gals, who are not only snat…

Slip into your bunad and prepare to bask in the midnight sun because this week the Nose Candy gals are talking to artist, writer, musician, and iconically Nordic nose Jenny Hval! Listen in as these t…

Queue up Aerosmith, slather on some calamine lotion and charge your quartz crystals because it's Pink Friday at Nose Candy HQ. This week Maddie and Chloe are joined by perfumer Marissa Zappas to disc…