No Dice
Welcome to our pocket dimension of the internet! We are No Dice, we love worldbuilding jokes and making each other laugh! Join our shenanigans through our flagship show Chaos&Dragons (Season 1 The Bridegroom Prince, S2 The Thorax, S3 Dimensional Treasure), C&D Minigames (Like Chaos&Dragons but shorter), Actually No Dice (we make each other play non-D&D games), The Homebrewery (we make each other learn homebrew stuff), and NDA Hours (just us talking about stuff, after hours) along the way!
New things are always coming around the corner, among them a patreon exclusive series! If you like what you see and want more and better future content, head over to patreon.com/actuallynodice and check out @ActuallyNoDice on twitter for all our channel updates! And remember, the greatest magic of all is time magic. Until next time, time traveler...
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- Update frequency
- every 5 days
- Average duration
- 36 minutes
- Episodes
- 61
- Years Active
- 2021 - 2022
Actually No Dice "I Peg Your Bardon..."
In our first round of Actually No Dice (the spinoff show where 3en and Derek force each other to play games that aren't D&D), 3en shows Derek a new game he made up called I Peg Your Bardon... it make…
Dimensional Treasure #8 "I'm Glad In One Sentence You Can Both Acknowledge That Nerves Are A Thing And Also Say 'Magic'..."
DRK, having survived the cyberducks, wakes up in an interrogation cell, with a swinging light overhead. WARNING: due to disproportionately large amounts of ado, this episode has an ADO WARNING, proce…
Dimensional Treasure #7 "Oh My Gosh, Derek, Learn About Ducks" -Javier
Derek and 3en are joined by Javier in this episode as DRK navigates a train ride with Agent Shepherd. What you need to know about Javier is that he's a really nice guy, he's calming and methodical (i…
Dimensional Treasure #6 "It's A Comic Sans Lie, Good Sir"
After contacting Cairo about returning the Independent Declarative, DRK heads towards the sci-fantasy train station in order to head back to Polymer Prime, where he's met by a meta mysterious charact…
Dimensional Treasure #5 "I'm Not Recording"
Derek's big derailing energy is too powerful for his recording equipment, as his recording equipment stops halfway through, oh no! Even so, we press on as DRK tries to cheat at cards, remembers the W…
Dimensional Treasure #4 "Why Did Your Ding Dong Go In A Minor Key?"
Dimensional Treasure #3 "Note-Taking Voice, Just Like Not-My-Turn Face"
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Dimensional Treasure #2 "61 Opening Images, Only One Currently Works"
Notice! Parts of this episode have been *BLEEPED* out! This is not because any explicit words were said, but because 3en thinks it's funnier this way.
DRK begins his undercover trial as Abner Pursuit.…
Dimensional Treasure #1 "And It Smells Like Ancient Polio"
Derek and 3en dive into the world of Polymer, only Derek doesn't know that DRK is being tested and it is just a simulation (spoilers for next week! 3en asked that we warn you so that you don't feel n…
Dimensional Treasure Battle Music
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Dimensional Treasure Theme Music
Brace yourself for some Dimensional Treasure, with full episodes starting to drop next week!
We totally forgot that we weren't done with The Thorax, so we'll sit tight on DT1 for now, but don't you wo…
The Thorax Finale "I'm Picking Up What You're Putting Down, Both About Chris Pine But Also the Philosophical Stuff"
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A Sleeping Snorlax, Ft. Spider Grandpa
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Dimensional Treasure Intro "DRK in a d20"
Among numerous sidebars, 3en and Derek talk PC backstory about DRK, Derek's longest running PC, who's fully making his way into the podcast for Chaos&Dragons Season 2: Dimensional Treasure.
Apologies …
The Thorax Part 8 "A Sleeping Snorlax"
In the finale of Derek's first go as a DM, the duo get their final jokes in before agreeing to never do this again. Just kidding. And Derek does a better job of wrapping up a season than Ben, so ther…
The Thorax Part 7 "That's All Well And Good But I'm Holding A Shotgun And You Haven't Told Me It's My Turn Yet"
Spider Grandpa milks his Wild Shape for all it's worth as Derek leads him through an excessively specific final floor plan. Ben's voice holds out as long as it can, but his allergies are perhaps exac…
The Thorax Part 6 "The More You Sass Me, The Faster The Exterminator Will Come"
Uncle Grandpa faces his oldest nemesis, doors that he can't see the other side of, while Derek is face to face with his greatest nemesis, magic. Also, people who run for fun are made fun of. Other ou…
The Thorax Part 5 "Uncle Grandpa Will Eat It Raw, I Don't Care, Just Feed Me Your Straight Campaign"
After meeting the Thorax, Uncle Grandpa agrees to team up and take down the CEO of Big Oil. And then he spends several hours walking to the office building because the Thorax says cars are evil. Dere…
The Thorax Part 4 (Uncut Gems) "You Should Live Your Life As Though You Are Always Taking The SAT"
After absolutely demolishing the Man in the Hat and Object 1 and Object 2 like the refrigerators they are, Uncle Grandpa befriends a purple hippo who wants to help UG get to the Thorax but doesn't ac…
The Thorax Part 3 (Uncut Gems) "I'll Burn Another 4th Level Smite On This Hat 'Cause I Don't Like It"
This episode was very nearly named “How Does A Hat Take Thunder Damage?”, “You Punch The Hat, Which Is The Dumbest Thing I Ever…” and "They Burst Out of the Hat, They Are Screaming, They Are Also On …