Nightly News Roundup
A news headline show for people who love to hate the news and hate to love the news.
Art by Cory Drake.
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- Update frequency
- every day
- Average duration
- 4 minutes
- Episodes
- 166
- Years Active
- 2025
Nightly News Roundup for March 7, 2025
Trump threatens massive tariffs on Russia, but who's he kidding? The GOP reportedly asked Musk if they could vote on DOGE cuts... they asked a private citizen if they could vote. DOGE efforts to sell…
00:05:27 |
Sat 08 Mar 2025
Nightly News Roundup for March 5, 2025
Trump thanked his crony Chief Justice John Roberts on a hot mic last night, then set Marco Rubio up as a patsy once this house of cards tumbles, anti-vaxxers are pissed at RFK Jr. for realizing measl…
00:04:33 |
Thu 06 Mar 2025
Nightly News Roundup for March 4, 2025
Boston starts an EV party by torching half a dozen Tesla charging stations, Trump's tariffs have gone into effect predictably tanking the American stock market, Canada retaliates and the trade war is…
00:04:40 |
Tue 04 Mar 2025
Nightly News Roundup for March 3, 2025
Trump announces his tariffs will go into effect tomorrow and the stock market takes a shit, Russian state media are openly celebrating Trump's loyalty to Putin, Musk, Trump, and Vance signal they wan…
00:04:52 |
Tue 04 Mar 2025
Nightly News Roundup for Feb. 28, 2025
Trump and Vance bring out their inner grade school cafeteria bully, Russian state-owned media outlet TASS allowed access to the White House, and the U.S. now offers green cards in GOLD! And the Sec D…
00:02:36 |
Sat 01 Mar 2025
Nightly News Roundup for Feb. 27, 2025
Trump says he doesn't believe he called Zelensky a dictator after definitely calling him a dictator, Musk agrees to an interview with Jon Stewart the timer until Musk backs out starts now, FBI Direct…
00:05:38 |
Fri 28 Feb 2025
Nightly News Roundup for Feb. 26, 2025
Musk takes center stage at first cabinet meeting then gets hit with a paternity suit, GOP prepares to end town hall meetings after dealing with something called accountability, and Patriot Polka Dots…
00:03:59 |
Thu 27 Feb 2025
Nightly News Roundup for Feb, 25, 2025
The White House can't stand the idea of a free press, farmers intend to sue the government for climate data, Rep. Jasmine Crockett fires a round at Musk, and 21 DOGE workers quit citing Musk as a cor…
00:04:08 |
Wed 26 Feb 2025
Nightly News Roundup for Feb. 24, 2025
The U.S. chose sides with Russia and North Korea at the U.N., Musk said the weekend email was a prank, hackers uploaded a video of Trump sucking Musk's toes in the Department of Housing and Urban Dev…
00:05:28 |
Mon 24 Feb 2025
Nightly News Roundup for Feb. 21, 2025
Trump plans to attend Russian victory parade with Putin, and tells Maine's Governor "I AM THE LAW." DOGE wants to send everyone a $5,000 check, and an ICE prosecutor in tells announced "I am a fascis…
00:02:49 |
Fri 21 Feb 2025
Nightly News Roundup for Feb. 20, 2025
Trump whines that his life would have been rough had he not been elected President/King then has the Resolute Desk removed from the White House, the Senate confirms a man who hates the FBI as the hea…
00:03:44 |
Fri 21 Feb 2025
Nightly News Roundup for Feb. 19, 2025
Trump declares himself King of America, Musk declares he's found wasted American money then pockets it, KFC declares they're ditching Kentucky for Texas, and Don Jr., declares his backing for the Ste…
00:03:42 |
Thu 20 Feb 2025
Nightly News Roundup for Feb. 18, 2025
Trump capitulates, lifts sanctions against Russia, Putin wins because Trump is a coward. Europe regroups and determines U.S. to be an adversary, Trump voters scramble to find news jobs, possibly new …
00:04:08 |
Wed 19 Feb 2025
Nightly News Roundup for Feb. 17, 2025
Trump tells the Supreme Court he's the king and he'll go without pants if he wants to, the GOP introduced a bill to make Trump's birthday a national holiday, DOGE prepares to access all IRS data, Pre…
00:04:32 |
Tue 18 Feb 2025
Nightly News Roundup for Feb. 14, 2025
Valentine's Day Federal Massacre Edition! A Russian drone bombed the protective shell over Chornobyl, and Trump later demanded the firing of nuclear engineers, Cheeto-in-Chief hung his mugshot up ins…
00:04:46 |
Sat 15 Feb 2025
Nightly News Roundup for Feb. 13, 2025
Russia asks Musk to turn over names of aid recipients, a U.S. aircraft gets involved in a hit-and-run, a brain-worm having, dead-bear-leaving, heroin-using, anti-vaxxer now runs American health, and …
00:04:32 |
Fri 14 Feb 2025
Nightly News Roundup for Feb. 12, 2025
The State Dept. earmarks $400 million for armored Teslas, Rep. Nancy Mace blew up the House flew with allegations of abusing and trafficking women, the SecDef tooks sides with Russia, inflation is on…
00:03:28 |
Thu 13 Feb 2025
Nightly News Roundup for Feb. 11, 2025
The GOP wants to rename Greenland to Red, White, and Blueland, 17,000 federal employees fight for 4,000 parking spots, Trump admin wants to neuter "lower IQ trash," Associated Press out because they …
00:04:18 |
Wed 12 Feb 2025
Nightly News Roundup for Feb. 10, 2025
Trump dismantles the Consumer Protection Agency, no protection for you, come back in 4 years. VP Vance either hates or doesn't understand the Constitution, TB is on the rise in NC, and Trump is prepa…
00:03:40 |
Mon 10 Feb 2025
Nightly News Roundup for Feb. 7, 2025
The VP wants Musk to rehire his racist employee, DOGE is now accessing nuclear weapons, Trump is mad Musk made the cover of Time, FBI Director Kash Patel is probably on the take, and Trump wants to a…
00:04:34 |
Sat 08 Feb 2025
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