Never Show the Monster

Episode 69!! Nice!!!! This week we're shootin' the shit about the congressional UAP hearing, the Men In Black movie franchise, and the new (incredible) horror movie TALK TO ME (2023) which you should…

This week we're closing out our series on possession by aliens with John Carpenter's GHOSTs OF MARS (2001), and it's a rare one where we disagree on whether you should watch it! Kelly says yes but Ch…

This week we're continuing our series of alien possession with INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS (1978) and also INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS (1956) and also Invasion of the Body Snatchers by Jack Fin…

Hello!! We're back, officially kicking off our fortnightly cadence with John Carpenter's THE THING (1982), and folks, it's a classic for a reason. This movie is going to be relatable no matter when y…

This week we're back with our new series, "Possessed by Aliens," and we are SO stoked. And also, we are so Stokely. We're kicking things off with THE FACULTY (1998), which is incredible! This is the …

You guys, when I tell you this book is bonkers, I'm not sure I'm making myself clear. Monster by Frank Peretti is a wild ride of racism, creationism, and misogyny; the author tries to hide all this b…

Hey, lemme ask you something - what's your time cycle? This week we're talking THE MOTHMAN PROPHECIES (2002), an atmospheric tour of high strangeness that isn't scary so much as, like, moody. Join us…

Yooooo this week we're discussing ABOMINABLE (2006), and do you know what? Do you know WHAT? This movie rules/whips/slaps/etc!! We totally would have slept on this one based on imdb and the movie pos…

We're talking ANTLERS (2021) this week, and great news! No pets died in this one, so Chelsea is sticking with the show..... for now. Folks, we're talking wendigos, and - because this is a literary po…

Friends, enemies, countrymen - we're talking DOG SOLDIERS (2002) this week, and let me just say you have /got/ to watch this one. Chelsea and I had slept on it and boy were we wrong to do so. We're a…

We're starting a new series on cryptids! And!! We're off to a bad start because this is an alien movie lol. Oh well! This week we're talking SKINWALKER RANCH (2013).

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Hey girlies and ghosties, this week we're shootin' the shit about Scream VI! And we spoil the ever-loving heck out of it with reckless abandon, so make sure to watch it before you listen!

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This week we're concluding our Kevin Bacon Does Horror series with the 2022 slasher flick THEY/THEM, even though this one is teeeeeechnically more of a theatre kid movie. KBakes is truely heinous in …

In this week's installment of our series Hey Have You Noticed How Many Horror Movies Kevin Bacon Has Been In, Do You Think It's He's Okay, we're covering THE DARKNESS (2016), buried treasure, and var…

Continuing our series called Kevin Bacon Loves Horror Like Way More Than You'd Expect, No Seriously, Go Look At His IMDB, we're covering STIR OF ECHOES (1999). Well, we're ostensibly covering STIR OF…

Up next in our series called Kevin Bacon Is In Love With Horror And You Know What We're In Love With That Fact, we're talking 2020's YOU SHOULD HAVE LEFT, a movie that wants to be about a haunted (cu…

We're continuing our Kevin Bacon Loves Horror and Doesn't Care Who Knows It series with the classic FLATLINERS (1990) this week, and very clumsily working through social issues we care deeply about, …

We're starting our first proper series of 2023 admiring all the ways Kevin Bacon does and loves horror, beginning with TREMORS (1990). We love our man and he loves making people scared (with consent)…

That's right, sweeties, the gals are BACK and they are ready to talk about all your favorite horror topics, especially if those topics are ALIENS and the impending threat of DISEASE. We're easing in …

This week, Kelly and Chelsea are celebrating their ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY by revisiting the greatest movie of all time, DEAD & BREAKFAST (2004), and you should absolutely watch this one if you can find…