Nessin Around

We check out the hottest new fight circling the interweb and I recap getting called out by a neighbour over the weekend.

Frustrated, bewildered and amazed, I recall my boomer in the bank line experience from last week.

Imagine finding out how you really look by having a painting commissioned in 1864, oh also rich people have crazy houses.

You ever have one?

We uncover one of the largest mysteries of our time...a trunk full of stumps. We all discuss Dr Suess getting cancelled and how impossible it would be to make Charlie and The Chocolate Factory in Tod…

What do the inventor of barcodes and the lyrcial genius Sysco have in common? I have no idea, but we attempt to find out on this episode of Nessin Around.

I recall my stay one year ago at a sketchy Toronto Hotel and we check for updates on the mysterious murder of two billionaires. 

We talk about the glories of Hockey, what it means to be Canadian, and how expensive french bulldogs are.

We play a new game called guess that sound and try to figure out the right catch phrase to become famous.

We pray forTiger Woods after learning about his car accident and imagine what it would be like to be a philosopher in ancient Greece.

I run home at full speed in jeans to get a chance at the hottest new blockchain craze. 

I meet my new nephew for the first time and realize he needs to make the NHL ASAP.

Coming in hot with some computer frustrations, reminds me of the one time someone took a bite from my subway sandwich and I almost lost my mind.

A US junior senator leaves his own state for vacation in the middle of a crisis and I toss some money into a bitcoin etf hoping for the best.

Some huge updates on Gorilla Glue Girl, who apparently now has a manager- which reminds us of the infamous Walmart Yodel Kid who I bought a ticket to watch perform.

I recall the slick demos that caused me to impulse buy a $500 blender, while wishing I had a towel absorbent enough to soak up 4L of diet coke.

We listen to some incredible freestyle from Smokepurpp and talk about how these kids nowadays will never know.

I get sent into a rage remembering the one time a lady tried to use a $50 bill at 7/11, we also try to find the perfect guy for all the female listeners.

I reveal the secret of life and motto for the cult, our first mission is to #freebritney and get Pluto's planet status back.