Nerd It Through The Grapevine

This week, we fill the gaping hole in some relationships with our brain jelly, the fight against gingivitis continues on VHS, Loki plays the Madonna and whore for our rapidly aging bodies, and the qu…

This week, Mr. Mime can strangle you to death in the woods, be careful when using your Dr. Sue inserts, are we lizard enough to fall in love with a robot head, and crashing a plane into a magic fores…

This week, thank you for being the gold standard of best friends, a feather in the bush is a sniper in the field, the Moon this Knight is shining bright, and Amazon wants to throw Rings at us with Po…

This week, we see the color of the wind as we fight against industrialization, a bad week can't stop someone from dying over and over in the studio, every smooth part of our brain finds a new wrinkle…

This week, we open up the Book of Boba Fett to find a new tea recipe, its all semantics with the rogues of Twitter, a difficult game can leave you a shell of a man, and the Opaque Woman just wants to…

This week, keep this Bleach away from your Tiny Kitchen, our necks get the warm embrace of bloodlust, and the Cosmic Grapevine gains its first divine creation myth!

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This week, please be careful when going full happy baby style towards the sun, the monkey on your shoulder could get you drunk if you aren't careful, we find out what Artificial Intelligence is tryin…

This week, there are too many Yule Lads trying to break our Poop Log, Christmas is meant for ruckus and revelry, your kids are going to become criminals if you don't get an Elmo with a soul, and you …

This week, the Wheel of Time stops turning as Chris Pine rolls a d20, we go on Patrol and prepare for our Doom, Kevin is left with Deadpool the janitor in Home Alone Too: Much, and the centipede work…

This week,  we torture your ears right at the beginning,  Scooby-Doo and the gang go metal, we squeeze the Grapes until relationship advice comes out, and hang on because we are about to spin off!

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This week, Vin Diesel would be proud as we chop and screw Fast and Furious with corn and clowns, sometimes elves just want to be metal and covered in Axe Body Spray, the new Rangers are locking the k…

This week, let's not shoot a man and relax with some cute animals instead, Professor X is back with the whole gang to tickle our nostalgia bones, and Granny tapped over our cartoons with a ding-dang …

This week, our rides get pimped and we become Perfect Poor, Santa from the 90s gives us a visit, Charles Schulz made Brown on more paper than anyone else, and tornados full of sharks are ravaging our…

This week, we face Grapes off against some of the strongest villains with only their wits and fifteen inches of pain, the Oscars are grouchy when it comes to Sci-Fi and Fantasy, we're getting directi…

This week, we get lost in a desert Dune until we are high enough to have our eyes turn blue, it isn't possible to be the Deadliest Warrior unless you have a Fat Grip, a Grape gives homage through a t…

This week, we travel to the year 3000 in the name of John Travolta, don't let your legendary baseball dad get his head frozen on a tuna can, Thanos has a totally new and totally not pyramid scheme fo…

This week, we discover snacking has been done wrong until now, the 90s are the new 70s, sometimes a Sweet Tooth can be a little too sweet, we are going to need you to have a seat right here, Injustic…

This week, cartoons from the 90s are making sure you don't inject weed into your veins, spooky season wouldn't be the same without some terrible tabs, we were THIS CLOSE to having a real-life Doctor …

This week, we get spooky with men in black hacking into our fake arcade game, having a child with Thor would technically be incest all thanks to the Allfather, two trees are the stars of Middle Earth…

This week, we use our animated Visions to see umbrella lightsabers, this little piggy went to steal some angry eggs, honestly Abe could have cut an undead man down in a single blow, and we commit the…