My Top Everything

We're ringing in the New Year with our top resolutions we'd like to achieve before the year-end. Some of us have long, laborious goals; others, a headstand that they believe will take ten days to mas…

Everyone loves a good animated film. Some of us even love not-so-good animated films. Luckily, our childhood best friend Mackenzie is with us to set the record straight on ALL animated films, because…

It's a month late due to technical difficulties, but here's our Halloween-themed episode! Join us as we discuss the spookiest places we've ever been or hope to never be caught dead in. Broached subje…

Mara is on hiatus but don't worry, we've brought twice the fun to make up for it! Guest BFFs, Lucas and Grayson (formerly known as our producer), join us for our Thanksgiving-themed episode to talk a…

Monsters may not seem like the optimal marriage candidates, but we're here to prove you wrong. Let us sell you on our eligible bachelors, bachelorettes, and bachelorthems! Broached subjects: Cara and…

Some of us have been on many, many first dates. Too many to count. Others, just a handful - not because we're losers! But because we're not shameful promiscuous hoes like Mara and Cara. Join us as we…

Apologies for the gender-centric subject of this episode. We'll be sure to roast neutral baby names and baby boy names in the future.

 Broached topics: genital shirts, lobbing it out of the park, Camb…

Whether it's the toaster that burns every slice no matter the setting, the spider that resides in the corner of our living room, or that one traffic light that always seems to change red when we're r…

There are a lot of frustrating TV main characters out there, but these ones really get our goat. And for the first time ever, all three of us have the same person on our list. It's a very special occ…

Take a walk on the spooky side this week as we discuss our top 3 *mostly* personal experiences with the paranormal. Strap in for an hour of ghosts, phantoms, mimics, and poltergeists and we'll see if…

We immediately regretted picking panic attacks as a topic. On the plus side, this episode features amusing hiking stories, tattoos, and general existential dread. 

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What even are vegetables? Turns out, we're not so sure. We thought this was going to be a 40 minute episode, tops. Unexpectedly, we have a lot of feelings about radishes, tubers, whether legumes qual…

What are the worst things we've witnessed a kid do? Turns out for Mara, not much. A mild jump scare makes Mara's top 3, Cara watches kids accidentally hurt themselves a lot, and Marian once took care…

In our last episode, we each earned a million dollars by doing something crazy. Now, find out what each of us are going to do with our newfound fortunes! Listen on to hear about fan-fics, mustard, an…

What are our Top 3 pet peeves? We start off strong so if you don’t like bathroom talk you’ll want to head straight to minute 14.

Pet Peeve Honorable Mentions, so you can make sure NEVER TO DO THESE EV…

Come along on a scary carnival ride with us as we face our most irrational and terrifying fears.

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