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My Smart Speaker is Haunted!

Uh oh! Imagine your smart speaker's suddenly become possessed, and starts talking by itself in the middle of the night.


That's exactly what happened to Tex and Wil - and using a sleep recorder app they began to capture their speaker's unprompted midnight ramblings.


Join them and amateur sleuth Joseph Begley as they try to decipher the meaning behind the sound bites. Who is Tom the Mattressman? Why is it obsessed with beetroot? And who's poisoned who? 


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Update frequency
every 12 days
Average duration
29 minutes
Episodes
37
Years Active
2024 - 2025
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Episode #016 - The Crisp Audio

Episode #016 - The Crisp Audio

After last week's unexpected foray into the past, Wil presents us with more smart speaker nonsense as we trace the history of the Sloane-Ketterings. Plus we meet an immigrant shaking up the Selby cul…

00:29:45  |   Sun 24 Nov 2024
Episode #015 - The Mattress Awards

Episode #015 - The Mattress Awards

We've donned our finest clothes for this season's hottest event: the Mattress Awards!


Will we bump into Bed Linens Weekly's star reporter Vicky on the turquoise carpet? Will the swimwear portion over…

00:30:36  |   Sun 10 Nov 2024
Episode #014 - The Station Wagon Beauty Contest

Episode #014 - The Station Wagon Beauty Contest

We hope you've brought your compulsory catering contribution - we're off to Hengistbury this episode. Plus we find out about Bridget's childhood trauma and there's a surprise celebrity guest at the M…

00:34:14  |   Sun 27 Oct 2024
Trailer: My Smart Speaker is Haunted!

Trailer: My Smart Speaker is Haunted!

Is your smart speaker haunted?


Tex & Wil have been plagued by their possessed smart speaker blurting out random nonsense for several years, entirely unprovoked, and captured on a sleep recorder app in…

00:01:00  |   Mon 21 Oct 2024
Episode #013 - The 18-Kilogram Flapjack

Episode #013 - The 18-Kilogram Flapjack

Episode 13, complete with 13 clips and released on the 13th of the month? We'd love to claim we planned it, but it all just fell into place...


Prepare yourself as Uncle Horton starts to get suspicious…

00:31:23  |   Sun 13 Oct 2024
Episode #012 - a Visit from the Spice Girls

Episode #012 - a Visit from the Spice Girls

Another week, and more uninitiated clips from the smart spea... Attention! Would one of the mattress selling team please come to the management office immediately... Plus, there's ugly gifts being di…

00:27:52  |   Sun 29 Sep 2024
Episode #011 - The Doorbell that plays La Cucaracha

Episode #011 - The Doorbell that plays La Cucaracha

It's another episode of unprompted musings from Tex and Wil's smart speaker!


This week, the search for Uncle Horton intensifies, Joseph desperately hopes for an update on Tom the Mattress Man's condit…

00:28:07  |   Sun 15 Sep 2024
Episode #010 - The Gorgonzola Principles

Episode #010 - The Gorgonzola Principles

We're back with more smart speaker nonsense!


Feel like you're floating through life with no meaning? It's time for the overhaul you need with a set of new rules to live by. Tom's getting into altercat…

00:27:46  |   Sat 31 Aug 2024
Episode #009 - Delia's Plum Puddings

Episode #009 - Delia's Plum Puddings

MISSING: one document wallet full of official homeware secrets. Please return to Tom the Mattress Man if found. Reward: one taffeta bed runner


This week Joseph, Tex and Wil learn more about the ongoin…

00:30:41  |   Sun 18 Aug 2024
Episode #008 - Repugnantly Recognisable

Episode #008 - Repugnantly Recognisable

Tex and Wil are back with more clips from their haunted smart speaker! Joseph's getting ever more frustrated as one foodstuff takes over the show - and there's developments as threads start to be con…

00:20:23  |   Sun 04 Aug 2024
Episode #007 - My Second Least Favourite Biscuit

Episode #007 - My Second Least Favourite Biscuit

There's light reading (bedtime reading?) from Bed Linens Weekly to get to and some surprising new lines are drawn between characters on the Mattress Universe family tree

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00:20:31  |   Sat 13 Jul 2024
Episode #006 - A Spray of Sandwiches

Episode #006 - A Spray of Sandwiches

It's a solemn start, as we're invited to the funeral of a recently departed friend. We also meet Gibson, mattress seller extraordinaire, and the oat powder's starting to pile up everywhere (bit of a …
00:17:23  |   Sun 30 Jun 2024
Episode #005 - It's a Ruthless World, Mattress Retailery

Episode #005 - It's a Ruthless World, Mattress Retailery

There's a shock plot twist in the mattress universe, as the war of the competing retailers "hots up". Plus poisoned fig rolls and a death - but are the two connected?

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00:19:58  |   Sat 15 Jun 2024
Episode #004 - The People of Different Sizes

Episode #004 - The People of Different Sizes

Welcome back to the No 1 mattress based podcast, despite what you might hear in the biased media. My friends grow in number - as we meet Uncle Horton, Neil Parsons and Mademoiselle Mixed Copper-Alloy…
00:17:18  |   Sat 01 Jun 2024
Episode #003 - Big Brunette Bridget

Episode #003 - Big Brunette Bridget

We're back in the Mattress Universe with more from Tex and Wil's haunted smart speaker. There's only one question on everyone's mind - why do you have a big brunette Bridget on your website?

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00:18:20  |   Wed 15 May 2024
Episode #002 - A Very Fetching Shade of Puce

Episode #002 - A Very Fetching Shade of Puce

Back for more already? This week there's a jelly bean controversy, Tex starts an email exchange with a Spanish band and a concerning delivery is made by Tom the Mattress Man.

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00:17:33  |   Wed 15 May 2024
Episode #001 - Full Steam Ahead, Sailor Boys!

Episode #001 - Full Steam Ahead, Sailor Boys!

It's full steam ahead as Joseph is introduced to Tex and Wil's possessed smart speaker for the first time.


Captured on a sleep recorder in the middle of the night, we listen back to the absurd sound …

00:20:34  |   Wed 15 May 2024
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