My Momma Told Me

This week Langston and David present My Momma Told Me Live at The Comedy Store in Los Angeles, California for Netflix Is A Joke Festival. They invite returning guests Jay Jurden and Steelo Brim to pa…

Langston and David talk about Kendrick Lamar's diss track to Drake and answer a listener's emails about an urban legend figure: The Bunny Man. 

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Did 8ft aliens take over a Miami mall? Langston and David talk with returning guest, Dulcé Sloan (Hello, Friends! Stories of Dating, Destiny, & Day Jobs), about this phenomenon that happened a few mo…

My Momma Told Me presents the first act of the Chicago Live show. Just to give you Lil' Mommas a taste of what to expect at our live show on SUN 5/5 at The Comedy Store. If you haven't gotten tickets…

Langston and David reflect on the life and death of O.J. Simpson. A complicated figure in the culture and a frequently brought up person on this podcast. His comedy, Twitter antics, and headlines sup…

Langston and David answer a listener's email about the infamous Hag that suffocates you while you're sleeping.

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Are dark-skinned ni**as having a moment? Langston and David talk to Reggie Conquest (Abbott Elementary) about the dark kings who are shining bright. This can be traced back to everyone wanting to be …

Langston and David answer a listener's email about a Jamaican folk remedy that cures asthma: rat soup.

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If you wear red nail polish, does that mean you're a floozy? Langston and David get in the chair with Kristen Sivills & J-Rod (And Then We... Podcast) about the ultra-popular nail polish color of cho…

Langston and David answer a listener's email that delves into the concept of "The darker the skin, the easier they are to deal with in business." Plus, they revisit a racist nursery rhyme. 

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If you tickle a baby will it develop a stutter? Langston and David discuss this conspiracy at length. How does this impact speech patterns? Is it possible to tickle a baby TOO much? What is tickle to…

Langston and David discuss the myth, the legend of Jamaica's own, Sean Paul. Plus, they have a lot to say about '00 ringtones.

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Did escaped slaves throw hush puppies out to distract the hounds from tracking them? Langston and David gather with ATL's own Mandal (Don't Tell Comedy) about this Facebook conspiracy theory. They go…

Langston and David answer a listener's email about Karate being originally from Africa. 

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Do Black men in Hollywood have to put on a dress to succeed in Hollywood? Langston and David try on different ideas with Devon Walker (Saturday Night Live) about this popular barbershop conspiracy. T…

Langston and David answer a listener's email about finding a woman with no teeth.

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Langston and David open up the numerous emails we received about S Curl models and whether or not they exist. Some listeners share personal stories of knowing someone who did model and some just want…

Langston and David discuss last week's argument David had with his girlfriend. They both take a deep dive into The Jungle Book and who Baloo represents. Also, Langston is a Shere Khan stan.

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Are aliens actually living in the deep sea? Langston and David dive with Jeff Wright (Late Night with Seth Meyers) into this conspiracy theory. Why have we spent so much money on NASA and not as much…

David holds down this week's mini episode and answers a listener's email about semen backing up shower pipes. Plus, he shares his latest argument with his girlfriend.

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