My Momma Told Me

Langston and David answer a listener's voicemail about finding human DNA in packaged hotdogs. Plus, can we give props to Ja Rule? 

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Before diving into listener conspiracy theories, Langston and David discuss the smartest trade in NBA history…we see you Luka! Also, does Candace Owens look like the late Jermaine Stewart? Langston a…

Langston and David stray away from conspiracy talks for an important public service announcement: bring back Internet worthy videos.  

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Are kids with silver teeth "bad" kids? Langston and David dive into this Black conspiracy with their third eyes wide open. Did these kids just have a lack of resources? Were there any other tooth col…

Langston and David answer a Lil' Momma's voicemail about God's way of balancing looks and body parts. Also, it has been decided these hosts are not going to name y'all Lil' Freakies...

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Are pigeons surveillance cameras? Langston and David sit in studio with SushiboyMEXICO (Denial Is A River Show) about this intriguing conspiracy theory. Are pigeons just out there spying on our where…

Langston and David go off on multiple tangents, but the one thing that seems to be the focus: who would win in a "troll-off": 50 Cent or Donald Trump? This leads to a conversation about music evoluti…

Does eating black-eyed peas on New Year's Eve bring you good fortune? Langston and David welcome drag superstar Monét X Change (Winner of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars S4) to discuss this very popular…

Langston and David get existential about working on yourself as an adult. They also wrestle with culture wars, morality, tragedy porn...and Luigi Mangione. What should we believe in anymore? Plus, It…

Is Drake the greatest character of all time? Langston and David discuss a listener's voicemail on this conspiracy theory. Since Drake has been praised for his work on Degrassi and other roles, why do…

Lil' Mommas! We will be back with new episodes next week. Enjoy this classic Motherf*ckin Mini Episode, where we mess around with a timeless topic: Ozempic. 

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Lil' Mommas and Gentiles-A-Like! We are ending 2024 with the best episodes of My Momma Told Me. Kid Fury, KevOnStage, and X Mayo brought us memorable moments in conversation: Lil' Bow Wow being a lia…

Langston and David answer a listener's voicemail about mixed kids trying too hard and how to figure out how to strike the balance of both identities. 

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Is Kwanzaa on the come-up? Langston and David sit with Al Jackson (Daytime Talk After Dark Podcast) to discuss this joyous celebration. Recorded just in time for the holidays, the guys discuss the yo…

Lil' Mommas and Gentiles Alike! We wrap up the last stop of the Start the Steal Tour in Portland. 

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Are Mattress Firm stores drug fronts? Langston and David record from IDK Studios in Denver to discuss this fan-submitted conspiracy theory. Who goes into these stores? Should we start soliciting cons…

Langston and David answer a listener’s email speculations about Denzel Washington. 

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Did the programming block "Toonami" make Black boys stay home in order to close the athletic gap between them and white boys? Langston and David discuss this conspiracy theory with Che Durena (Dark H…

Lil' Mommas and Gentiles Alike! Listen to our live Start the Steal Tour featuring The Kid Mero, Marie Faustin, and Jaboukie Young-White at The Bell House in Brooklyn, NY.

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Are secret hormones in McDonald’s French fries the culprit behind our beloved thick women? Langston and David chat with comedian and writer Ayanna Dookie about this conspiracy theory. The episode als…