My Book of Mormon

Oh dear Heavenly Father, why is there so much repetition?? Why, Joseph Smith, why???

Drink count - 4

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The only thing more entertaining than a rehashing of the creation story is to read genealogies. 

Drink count - 6

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Faith is the foundation of all things, obviously. Without faith, literally nothing else exists!!! Pay no attention to the obvious flaws in these statements. *waves hands in a distracting fashion*

D…

President Gordon B Hinckley presented this gem during part of a speech given on September 23, 1995. 

Drink whenever you can't handle these words anymore.

Church leadership was powerless - POWERLESS - to change their extremely racist policy. After a bunch of petitioning, god changed his mind about black people.

Drink count - 6

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Wilford Woodruff writes a memo to the Saints, which then has to be followed up with a few "No, seriously, we mean it!" lectures. Refrain from polygamy because OMG, what if the government takes all ou…

Pres. Joseph F. Smith has a dream in 1918 and behold (drink!) it did bring unto him a revelation from God. Or it's D&C fanfic from an old guy nearing the end of his days. You be the judge.

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Throwback to before the Kirtland Temple Dedication! Joseph lets you know that you definitely need this temple because ordinances, and do those ordinances so your ancestors have the chance to get into…

It's winter in Omaha Nation/future Iowa and Brigham Young has a plan. Gather your things and prepare to head to Mexico/future Utah. There may be room for some of your possessions, there won't be much…

Joseph and Hyrum Smith are deceased, and we all need a solid emotional outburst in response. Grab your pint of ice cream and your favorite spoon, it's time to eat/talk our feelings.

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In which two years worth of readings culminate in Marie finally learning how Joseph Smith dies.

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Miracle of Forgiveness - The Sin Next to Murder

Spencer W. Kimball continues to tear us down as the horrible humans we are, with special attention to the divorced harlots of the world. 

Live show, July 27, 2018! 8pm, Squatter’s on 147 Broadway in SLC

The Miracle of Forgiveness was written by Spencer W. Kimball and has been removed from the approved reading list for missionaries. We'…

Live show, July 27, 2018

8pm, Squatter's on 147 Broadway in SLC

The Miracle of Forgiveness was written by Spencer W. Kimball and has been removed from the approved reading list for missionaries. 

William Law and friends continue to call upon Joseph Smith to stop leading the saints astray and return to monogamy and a monotheistic religion. Joseph responds by seizing their printing press and bu…

William Law and friends published the first and only edition of The Nauvoo Expositor on June 7, 1844. This was the newspaper published by dissident Mormons which was declared a "public nuisance" by t…

Today’s political statement/revelation lets us know the church believes you should follow secular law… kind of? It definitely is a pro-slavery church because that’s what this revelation plainly says.…

This was originally the appendix/closing of the Book of Commandments. Since the BoC was never fully published, it was included as part of the revelations instead of a separate appendix. It's the retu…