My Book of Mormon

If you thought the 300 Spartans were awesome soldiers, just wait until you hear about the 2,000 Ammonite boys! They know how to take care of business.

“Drink” Count – 70

Almost 12 beers!!

Don’t forg…

Moroni is so busy repressing his own people, and even decides to execute thousands of them for being political dissenters, that the Lamanites just walk right in the back door and take a whole bunch o…

In this one the Lamanite army comes charging into Nephite territory, and then suddenly forgets what armies are supposed to do when they are attacking a neighboring land. Then we hear all about how aw…

So Amalickiah comes up with one of the craziest plans ever to try and take down the king of the Lamanites. Will he succeed, or will they see through his evil cunning ways? After that, we get a whole …

We finally get our bloody end to the battle from the last episode (you’ll never guess who wins). Next, Alma kinda dies or something. Then Helaman does a lousy job appointing new priests and they all …

This one starts out a little slow with Alma tying, quite poorly, to explain god’s plan. But it is pretty entertaining hearing him try. Then, we finally get our battle that we were promised several ep…

In this one we learn that Corianton chased the skirt a little too much and ol Daddy Alma is not very pleased. But, as usual, Alma gets a little drunk in the middle of all his blabbering and starts go…

Oh Alma, you are torturing us! We finally get evidence that Alma must be drinking during his long speeches, because he just gets weirder and weirder the longer he talks. And we get all the buildup fo…

Feeling cocky after their success among the Lamanites, Alma and the gang head off to try and convert all the Zoramites. And if you thought that Alma was a bad public speaker before, you just wait!

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KORIHOR!!!  Need I say more?

“Drink” Count – 30

5 Beers

In this one we get a tremendous battle, the likes of which has never been seen, but sadly it ends up being quite anti-climactic. Also, the newly converted Lamanites go to live with their Nephite brot…

Yup, I’m bowing out from the drinking game for now. Don’t worry, I’ll still be calling out the drinks! Anyway, in this episode Ammon and his bros turn into the world’s greatest missionaries, and then…

Well, everyone said that they like David even more when he’s drunk, so he played the drinking game again! Anyway, in this episode Ammon’s brothers try to duplicate his missionary success. What a bunc…

In this episode David not only started recording after several drinks, but he also played along with the drinking game! So, it is either one of the funniest episodes or the worst one ever, depending …

Awesome chat between David Michael and Mymo Prophet Matthew Timion. We cover everything from how Mormons justify wealth, whether or not Prophets actually believe any of this, the deeper meaning of th…

Alma and Amulek say goodbye to the city they just turned upside down. And after a little alone time they bump into the Mosiah boys, and we get to hear what they have been up to this whole time!

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This one starts out a little slow with Alma talking about what it takes to become a priest, but hang in there because after that it goes absolutely off the rails! No spoilers, but the craziness in th…

Sorry, no BOM reading this time. Instead, I wanted to give some great news to the Mymo Family, and ask for their help in helping to save lives. The Mymo Family generosity has already saved lives, and…

Time for an epic matchup! In the god corner, we have a rich man puffed up with pride who is one second away from calling down the wrath of god on a whole city. And in the devil corner we have… a lawy…

Alma gets spit on and kicked out of town, which pisses off god so much that he’s ready to lay waste to the whole city. Not only that, god’s prepared to partner up with the Lamanites to make it happen…