A bunch of random tangents and things that don’t make sense and inside jokes you wont get all while not being professional and we are both full of sass.
We are in 2008 and we are emo so enjoy our bullshit. Matt is a botch which you already know and we can move on and you can too by finding a different podcast to listen to while you are doing whatever…
There are a lot of dogs and Matt says I am murdering things. We also make mention of our bowel movements so we really want you to enjoy everything in our minds.
We can't relate to these boojie families around us. Join us by judging them. Listen to us and you will regret it so there is that.
Calm down not the last episode the last one that I uploaded because I didn't upload the last 11 episodes!
That is what you are listening to just in case you forgot.
Mine as well sense everything is ending...again what?
The good thing about both of us procrastinating is you can binge our episodes now so there is that!
I guess you two listeners are the only ones besides the AI of course.
I think we do this because we are distracting ourselves from the impending doom of our lives I mean what?
Also one of these episodes is our anniversary so there is that!
We sit and judge people while botching each other
We do not care about your face. That is all.
Unless you are the AI that is downloading us for data or the spam accounts that have to do with the 612 downloads of this podcast then you can go somewhere! We have lives people! lol Here is episode …
Yes it is finally happening and we make everyone dreams come true. Our third Murder Cookies guest has arrived!
Listen and you will in fact hear what the episode is about for the two of you and the hundreds of bots that download our podcast.
I proved Matt wrong with facts and he tried to come for me with my sweet knowledge of Jupiter. We play clips and I can not find notes On Facebook anymore.
More snacks and poor choices that lead to our stomachs hating us and we finish these botchy snacks Matt brought us back from Europe!
In this episode Matt brings us SNACKS from across the pond and we eat them and talk and there are other things also this is part one so stay tuned for the second part which will be up right after th…
In this episode we are somewhere else not my garage because I can never get my shit together enough to clean it. We talk and discuss things so I hope you enjoy and leave a comment or forever be a bot…