Mr. Ohh!'s Sideways View

I want to search the internet, find what I need get offline. But they won't let me!! They tempt me with pretty pictures and cat videos. Laugh as I try to figure this all out!

I would rather buy locally, but there are things you can only get online. Some of these I don't understand. Laugh as I tell of my shopping dilemma.

Everybody wants you to pay attention to them. That’s why they put up signs. Laugh as I explain why that's idiotic!!

Life takes you many places. Most of which you don't want to go. Travel is easy, getting there is hard. Laugh as I tell of my experiences.

Folks say they want to be superman. But you shouldn't. Read the books. Heroes have terrible problems. Laugh as I explain.

I'm not saying I'm a saint, but why does everyplace try turn me into a criminal? I thought that was wrong. Laugh as I explain My situation.

They say talk is cheap. I disagree. It must be expensive because no one does it anymore. Laugh as I tell my story. As long as I don't talk.

If no one intends to make terrible entertainments, why is there so much of it around?? Laugh as I tell you of my recent experiences.

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon pie. Then throw it into someone’s face. Laugh as I tell you my views on regret.

I've often said, "Embrace your idiocy" But some take this too far. Laugh as I tell you the steps, I've taken to correct this.

Shopping can be a lot of fun, with bargain hunting and all. I might even be better with friends? Laugh as I define the 'MIGHT'

Everyday laws change, not to be better, but to be weirder. Laugh with me as I give you a prime example.

On the American roads, signs promote everything. Recently, I came across one that promoted confusion. Laugh as I tell the story.

There are ways to do things and ways not to. The problem is; Why does there have to be a research study to find out? Laugh along with my observations.

Everything is different, even being normal. Well, those normal folks have laughed at us long enough. Today we laugh at them!

Whatever happened to creativity? everything new is a copy of the old. Laugh as I explain the situation.

I just learned that I'm in the top one percent for my intelligence. How I learned this will make you laugh.  

I've been looking around and I just don't understand how things get named, especially places in the city. Laugh as I tell of my experience.

I've always loved theme parks. Sadly, though times have changed. Not with the fun but with the food. Laugh as I explain my dilemma.

Now, I'm never a fan of AI even when it's trying to be helpful. There is such a thing as too much help. Laugh as I explain.