Jeff Bayer and Eric D. Snider are friends who are movie critics. They review movies and engage in friendly banter. They are not dangerous.
0:00-4:25 – Introduction; Jeff took a shower; what Jeff smells like4:25-5:50 – We re-watched “Sin City”5:50-17:30 – “If I Stay” review17:30-24:50 – “The One I Love” review (B.S.-approved!)24:50-27:55…
0:00-1:45 – Introduction1:45-12:45 – Robin Williams memories12:45-27:05 – “The Expendables 3″ review27:05-33:50 – “What If” review33:50-39:50 – “Calvary” review40:00-44:30 – “The Giver” review (Snide…
0:00-5:25 – Introduction, gorillas and other smelly things, Eric names a drink5:25-17:50 – “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” review17:50-32:40 – “Into the Storm” review32:40-43:30 – “Magic in the Moonli…
0:00-6:10 – Introduction, the weather, trivia night at Portland’s Hollywood Theatre6:10-23:30 – “Guardians of the Galaxy” review23:30-29:25 – “Get on Up” review (Bayer only)29:25-38:05 – QOTW (outsid…
0:00-5:15 – Introduction, Mom’s peanut butter balls, Jeff’s beer (he goes on for some time)5:15-15:00 – “Hercules” review15:00-23:30 – “Lucy” review23:30-26:45 – More examples of the MPAA rating syst…
0:00-3:10 – Introduction, what Jeff’s drinking3:10-4:15 – iTunes review4:15-5:15 – Neither of us saw “Planes: Fire and Rescue”5:15-21:15 – “The Purge: Anarchy” review21:15-33:25 – “Sex Tape” review33…
0:00-2:30 – Introduction, our new theme song (thanks, Gregory Whitehead!)2:30-7:00 – Jeff is in San Diego now and is annoyingly happy about it; watching movies long distance7:00-8:00 – iTunes review8…
On June 30, to pass the time while driving the U-Haul full of the Bayers' stuff to San Diego, our friend Mike Khavul interviewed us. We talked about the current state of film, what we'd criticize if …
0:00-6:00 – Introduction, it’s Bayer’s last show before he moves to San Diego, complaining6:00-7:10 – iTunes review7:10-12:00 – “Transformers: Age of Extinction” wasn’t screened in Portland but we ta…
0:00-6:10 – Introduction, our plans for the near future, including moving the Bayers to San Diego6:10-10:10 – “Think Like a Man Too” and “Jersey Boys” are opening but we didn’t see them10:10-17:30 – …
0:00-2:50 – Introduction, beverages, takin’ it one day at a time2:50-14:20 – “How to Train Your Dragon 2″ review14:20-29:10 – “22 Jump Street” review29:10-31:55 – Box Office Challenge update, and als…
0:00-3:35 – Introduction, something Jeff likes about fatherhood3:35-16:15 – “Edge of Tomorrow” review16:15-20:20 – Our rating system, stuff Jeff wants, funny cancer20:20-32:10 – “The Fault in Our Sta…
0:00-2:05 – Introduction, hello, water2:05-4:15 – iTunes review, repetition of shirts4:15-17:55 – “A Million Ways to Die in the West” review17:55-29:05 – “Maleficent” review29:05-36:20 – “Cold in Jul…
0:00-4:05 – Introduction, Dr Pepper imitations4:05-18:50 – “X-Men: Days of Future Past” review18:50-22:15 – Replacements needed for “nerd” and “geek,” with discussion of what used to be offensive but…
0:00-4:00 – Introduction, the weather, calories in soda4:00-22:30 – “Godzilla” review22:30-29:10 – “Million Dollar Arm” review29:10-34:00 – “God’s Pocket” review34:00-39:35 – “Locke” review39:35-46:2…
0:00-1:30 – Introduction1:30-6:10 – iTunes review, and a story about fishing6:10-17:50 – “Neighbors” review17:50-19:15 – Some other movies opened that we didn’t see19:15-23:00 – “Stage Fright” review…
0:00-2:35 – Introduction, small talk2:35-5:30 – iTunes review, a call for new theme songs, Fat Albert5:30-19:45 – “The Amazing Spider-Man 2″ review19:45-23:25 – Eric’s proposal for curtailing the com…
0:00-7:50 – Introduction; the movies we didn’t see7:50-22:20 – “Brick Mansions” review22:20-23:25 – Eric saw “Under the Skin” again23:25-33:20 – Eric’s Tribeca Film Festival report: “Zero Motivation,…
0:00-2:45 – Introduction, what Jeff is drinking2:45-19:05 – “Transcendence” review19:05-21:35 – “A Haunted House 2″ and “Heaven Is for Real” are movies that they didn’t show to critics21:35-27:10 – “…
0:00-1:30 – Introduction, quiet voices1:30-16:45 – “Draft Day” review16:45-23:00 – “Rio 2″ review23:00-27:30 – “Oculus” review27:30-37:00 – “Under the Skin” review37:00-40:40 – “Jodorowsky’s Dune” mi…