Modern Aged Middle Life

What was the last product you were lured in to buy? Where does our need for useless tech come from? Emily and Graham explore the desire for novelty from the age of the Speak and Spell and Wind up Rad…

Please note this was recorded when life was normal and we could go out!
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Graham and Emily escaped the studio to find out more about wine. Why do more people get into wine …

If you thought your first date was bad, listen to these two clowns. Grahams date ate the centre piece on the table and Emily was on a date with Mr Right, who couldn't be more wrong. 
Listen to the dat…

All middle aged people want to drive sports cars and go to garden centres. 
In this episode we look at stereotypes and why we are not quite ready for a bath with a door in it yet. We address the bits …

Welcome to the world of Covid 19. In every crisis you need to try to see the funny side, it's one of the best parts of being British. Tune in and give yourself a break. You are not alone - even if yo…

Is Cleanliness next to godliness? Are you someone who allows smells not to interfere with their day, or do you create them? From the laid back cleaner to searching hotel rooms with a UV light - in th…

What's the best and worst gift you've ever received? Graham's last minute shopping might be a bad idea, especially when the Fire Brigade get involved. Was Emily traumatised with the childhood musical…

Have you ever bumped into someone and can't remember where you know them from? Yes, we've all done that - but I bet you didn't invite them to your house! Social media means we can keep in touch with …

Do you believe in Aliens? Do you think there is life on other planets? Are robots trying to take our jobs? In this episode we discuss whether or not an indoor water slide would attract aliens to inva…

Do you love or hate a board game? Are you a Cluedo conspirator? Do board games fill you with dread? Emily hates bored games - a lot. Graham still thinks a game involves conkers. In this episode we ex…

Have you ever thought about how personal a cup of tea is? Or bought a treat that disappointed you? This week we look at the personal nature of drinks and emptying the dishwasher. 

Are you superstitious? Do you put shoes on a table and walk under ladders willy nilly? When you really think about he superstitions we believe in, it's a bit odd - yet we still jump over grates and k…

Graham and Emily have taken their successful podcast on the road and in a first for the duo done a live show. In this extended episode we find out about the hopes and dreams of people from Guildford …

Graham and Emily have been let loose at the Guildford County Show - one of the largest agricultural shows in the South East. Whilst promoting the Guildford Fringe, they also get to learn more about B…

Do you have an irrational fear? Are you afraid of dying? Have you ever found a dead fish in your swimsuit? We all have things that make us phobic and cause fear - being buried alive or being eaten by…

Imagine you've won the lottery. What would you spend it on? Would you ban drivers from the road, change the government or just fill your garden with miniature ponies? In this episode we investigate w…

Ever spent your childhood with people laughing at your fashion choices? Had a moment where you thought a man perm was a good idea? Or spray on jeans showed what a rock star you were? Fashion disaster…

This week we try and balance the status quo with what a good habit looks like. Is it learning an instrument, reading a good book or binge watching episodes of Games of Thrones? 

Do you like a holiday? Have you ever found your child tunnelling out of the kids club? Do you like an all inclusive? In this episode we look at the ideal holiday and what makes the perfect or imperfe…

Do you have a friend who can't stop sticking their finger up their nose, or a throat clearing cousin? In this episode we explore the deplorable in habits like using a phone over dinner when you eatin…