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"You better grow eyes in the back of your head, you horned piece of shit, because I'm not gonna sleep until worms are crawling up your foam_rubber ass! I'm goin' on safari motherfucker! SAH FAR I!!!"

"There are only murderers in this room, Michael! Open your eyes! This is the life we chose, the life we lead, and there is only one guarantee; none of us will see heaven..."

For Episode 26 of MITCHOY…

"These tapes only affect you, if you play them in the correct sequence..."

Mike, Frank & Mr D. have discovered a whole new box of creepy murder tapes in the basement of a Cult leader. As the boys sit…

"Come on Cohaagen! You got what you want! Give these people the air!!"

It’s crunch time and the boys are getting their collective asses to Mars. While discussing Total Recall, they evade Cohaagen and…

"There's something out there; That witch in the cellar is only part of it. It lives out in those woods, in the dark, something that's come back from the dead..."

Mike Foy has rented the cabin. Frank …

"You got me..."

To the Crystal Ship! Mike, Frank & Mr D don their safety gear, grab all their Sudafed, and sit down for a conversation regarding one of the greatest shows of all-time: Breaking Bad. F…

"The problem is the big gorilla in the maroon car who's trying to kill me..."

In a twist on their classic movie-reviewing fare, our three favorite taxidermists sit down to discuss their favorite movi…

"Me? Oh, I'm just a fly in the ointment, Hans. The monkey in the wrench..."

"The same albino jackrabbit son of a bitch who did Hunsacker!"

The three wise men Mike, Frank, and Mr. D grab all the guns …

"Hello, handsome, is that a ten-gallon hat or are you just enjoying the show?"

Coinciding perfectly with the release of the Blu-Ray set, Mr. D, Mike Foy and Frank grab a can of beans, a green feather…

"The celebration tonight is a travesty; we're honoring murderers..."

With Halloween upon us, Mike, Frank & Mr D. bolt the doors, latch the windows and grab their flashlights as The Fog rolls in. The …

"I like you ....."

Just in time to ring in October, Mike, Frank & Mr D. take some motion sickness pills and get their nanny-cams to discuss Succubi, killers in the woods, troubled relationships, as w…

"And then, they were three..."

Mike & Frank have returned from the depths with a third waste-land trained warrior, Mike DiGioia. They discuss current trends in film, praise the availability of better…

"I'm an insect who dreamt he was a man and loved it. But now the dream is over... and the insect is awake."

Join Mike and Frank as they fight off The Brood, swat at The Fly, scan all The Scanners, an…

"There's a legend around here. A killer buried; but NOT dead. A cure on Crystal Lake, a death curse. Jason Voorhees' curse..."

Mike & Frank Travel to Crystal Lake for a weekend get away only to find …

"Everybody has to eat shaving cream once in a while..."

"Thank you; Have a nice day."

Re-Programmed Killbots Mike & Frank become sentient, leave the Chopping Mall and get a taste for The Stuff. Watch…

"Something is always happening, but when it happens, people don't always see it, or understand it, or accept it..."

Saxophone virtuosos Mike and Frank stand 500 cubits away from each other to discuss…

"Why won't he die?!"

And now! The conclusion of the Halloween series discussion that began an entire episode ago!

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"Was that the boogyman?"

"As a matter of fact, .. it was..."

Our hosts Mike and Frank turn their rusty scalpels on one of the most influential horror icons, Michael Meyers and both Halloween movie se…

“Your reality is already HALF video hallucination... If you're not careful, it will become TOTAL hallucination..”

 Your hosts, Mike & Frank, along with torture-porn-propagator Kieran Wardle, suit up …

"The World doesn't just disappear when you close your eyes, does it?"

Your hosts, Mike & Frank, spend 35 minutes snapping Polaroids and peeling away the misleading layers of Christopher Nolan’s noir-…