Messed Up Movies

This month's theme is The Pod Takes Revenge. We discuss what makes Revenge films so damn enjoyable and introduce our films for the month. 

Films:

Hard Candy (2005)

Billy Jack (1971) 

Fallen (1998)

La…

The second half of our Double Feature sees Griffey and Sam on a quest to reunite curse lovers with Ladyhawke. 

Key Elements: Van Paintings, Ring Kissing, Fantasy Porn

Sam Price joins the Alchemist for a Double Feature. It's the high fantasy as Griffey and Sam storm the Black Fortress to save a princess in Krull. 

Key Elements: Metal Cyclops Shot, Burning Love, E…

The Alchemist rock our shades to see the truth behind They Live our fan selected flick for Aliens Invade The Pod month.

Key Elements: Bubble Gum, Asses, Kicking

This week the Alchemist try and escape assimilation in the maw of The Blob.

Key Elements - Melting Bodies, Olive Garden Mullet, Fiery Preacher

This week the Alchemist join the fight with Starship Troopers. 

Key Elements - Porn Acting, Military Manliness, Giant Bugs

This week the Alchemist get cold and paranoid trying to discover the true identity of The Thing. 

Key Elements - Creature Effects, Flame Throwers, Diabeetus

 Dope Trope - Advanced Computer Progra…

This week the Alchemist fend off overweight alien fast food junkies to discover the secret ingredient in Bad Taste. 

Key Elements: Chainsaw, Brain Matter, House Ship

This month Aliens Invade The Pod. We discuss what we love about alien invasion films and introduce our picks for the month. 

Films:

Bad Taste (1987)

The Thing (1982)

Starship Troopers (1997)

The Blob…

The Alchemist fight to save the light in Legend.

Key Elements: Worst White Girl, Allergens, The Delicious Life

This week The Alchemist fend off Hell to discover the joys of The Gate.

Key Elements: Micro-Demons, Love Rocket, Dog Abuse

Dope Trope: Demons reaching through walls shot

This week The Alchemist join the never ending war between Heaven and Hell to find meaning in The Prophecy.

Key Elements: Peak Walken, Zombie Chauffeur, Angelic Carnage 

Dope Trope: Kid draws gr…

This week the Alchemist begin a dark ritual to discover the higher meaning of A Dark Song. 

Key Elements: Dark Arts, Rob Zombie Cosplay, Angelic Presence

This week the Alchemist travel deep into space and deeper into Hell to discover what lies at the heart of Event Horizon.

Key Elements: Open Hand Fighting, Blood Orgy, "Hello Darkness My Old Friend"

This month, The Pod Goes To Hell. The Alchemist discuss what we love about movies featuring everyone's favorite after-life destination and introduce our four featured films. 

Films: 

Event Horizon (1…

This week the Alchemist venture to the theater to be assaulted by our family trees in Hereditary. 

Key Elements: Click, Miniature Breast Feeding, Old Nudist

The Alchemist stare down a legion of deadly spiders in Arachnophobia. 

Key Elements: Delbert, Dr. Death, Flaming Spider

This week the Alchemist travel deep into the jungle to discover the hidden treasures within CONGO.

Key Elements: Killer Apes, Heavy Accents, Lasers

This week the Alchemist plumb the depths of Science and the Sea to unlock the potential of Deep Blue Sea.

Key Elements: Super Killer Sharks, High Priced Snack, Rap Anthem

This week the Alchemist stare deep into the eye of revenge and confront ORCA. 

Key Elements: Free Willy Leap, Eye Ball Close Up, Ice Slide