Messed Up At Midnight

Oh thank god. I was worried that I was gonna be stuck with nothing but said monologues on the horrors of war. Thank the lord we have Jack Black doing fart jokes.

Oh thank god we can finally do something that isn’t Barbie or romance related. Join the boys for a palate cleanser that neither one of them expected. 

Well hey now here’s a pleasant surprise! The boys have put together a bonus episode going over everything they had to say over the past month.

Wooo! Finally! We’re done! Join the boys on the final trek to the finish line as they end their double feature extravaganza with the final installment of the first trilogy Mattel ever made.

The double feature extravaganza is on its final sprint! Join the boys as they continue their fairy journey. 

What better way to wrap up our double feature extravaganza than to cover the quintessential Barbie trilogy! Join the boys as they get scared, bored, and confused at the first in the fairytopia series…

Barbie Month is finally on the downturn here at the podcast and what better way to start our close than with this “Classic”. 

Well here we are. The boys are so broken down and worn out that here comes this Barbie that knocks our socks off. Join the boys for a confusingly positive episode. 

NO TIME TO EXPLAIN. THERE'S BARBIES AND IT MOVES VERY FAST JOIN US TO DISCUSS IT OMG I WANT TO STOP IM SO TIRED.

Oh good we’ve reached that point in the month where the episodes are getting more and more mid. Join the boys as they get tropical and agree on how much they dislike Tika the elephant. 

The double feature extravaganza rolls on! This time break out your fairy wings and Che Guevara t shirts because Barbie is getting eco friendly. Join the boys as they cover the Barbie movie with its h…

The double feature extravaganza is finally here! Join the boys as they get their Christmas on with the first animated Barbie ever made! God help us.

Ok bear with us here, we are so bedraggled from watching After that we’ve got to change the pace up somehow. So with that, join the boys for their break from romance with The Raid series 

Sweet Jesus we’re finally done. Join the boys as they cross the finish line on the final installment of the after series. 

You know what? Who cares anymore! Let’s just argue and commit some felonies! Join the boys as they get extra messy on this installment of the After series

We’re finally at the slump in the watt pad fanfiction where all they have is humping and dialogue. Join the boys as they watch Tessa & Hardin argue and subsequently hump for the millionth time.

Well for better or worse the after train doesn’t stop rolling. Join the boys as the go through the 2nd installment of the franchise of Maury moments, sex, and cheesy writing.

Have you ever thought to yourself “I wish I could see what an inherently toxic relationship looks like”. Well you’re in luck! Join the boys as they delve into the wild, toxic world of After.

Another zoomer blast from the past! Today the boys look back on a movie they vaguely remember and subsequently get duped into thinking it’s about something more interesting.

We now return to our regularly scheduled programming. The boys are back in the saddle reviewing terrible movies from the 80s. Starting with a forgotten turd of a movie that should’ve been left forgot…