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This week the boys are brimming with ANZAC spirit as Sammy, Kristo and Tom set out on planning their ideal celebrations for this historic day. What time should they get to the pub? Should they stick …

Lockyer, Lewis, Inglis, Fittler, Johns, Kristo, Sammy, Tom. All names you would associate with the great sport of Rugby League. This week the boys officially accept the offer from the CEO of Thugby L…

The Economy is in shambles, the world is headed for another recession so we’ve decided that the best course of action is to call the first Board Meeting of the Mates Rates Corporation Incorporated. W…

Sammy and Tom are back from The U.S. of A (and canada) and boy do they have some explaining to do. Tasked with completing 3 challenges each while overseas, we find out who will suffer the harshest of…

This week the boys* welcome in special guests Edan McGovern and Lachy Mcintyre from the Nobody Asked Podcast. They catch up on all things cuckery, Euro Pop, Reality TV and much more. Plus a much need…

Sammy and Tom say bon voyage as they travel to distant and unknown lands (North America). Eager to not be left out, Kristo has prepared a series of challenges for the guys to complete while they're l…

Is this the greatest achievement ever recorded on a podcast? Or is it the most uncomfortable thing you’ll listen to all year? Only you can decide after listening to the entire episode in full as many…

If you thought white boys couldn't rap, think again. Sammy and Kristo lay down some of the hardest bars every recorded into digital sound. If that sublime effort isn't enough for you then don't worry…

The boys are back and full of energy, you can taste the excitement in the room as Sammy brings you an update on his legal troubles. Plus a horn honking listener delivers a devastating hospo mishap an…

Another bumper episode heading your way courtesy of Mates Rates Barbecue & Grill. We've got mishaps on the job, Sammy's new purchase, Tom had a crook weekend plus we're paid a special visit by the on…

The boys are back with special guest Will Gibb from the You Wouldn't Podcast. Will gives deep insight and special consideration on the topic of chocolate chip cookies, as well as his upcoming circumc…

Another week another scandal! This time Sammy is in hot water due to some of his questionable behaviour. Will he face the full force of the law or is he an "innocent" man? After that the boys don the…

We’re back for the new year after a month off and whoaaa boyyy are there maybe one or two stories we have to tell you! We’ve also come up with a new concept we describe as “ins and outs for 2025” so …

Welcome to Gooch Week. Sit back, relax and enjoy this companion piece to the greatest week of the year. Not quite Christmas, not quite next year, but that beautiful spot in the middle. Recommended li…

O come all ye faithful and enjoy the Mates Rates Christmas special full of merriment and yule tied joy. The boys talk about the world premiere of their Corporate Retreat Road Trip Video (watch it her…

The boys get a bit crazy this week as Sammy tries his best to enlighten them with a method of how to make "friends." It's not all fun and games though, as you'll also learn some important information…

Have Mates Rates fallen off? Listen to find out as we wrap up all the glitz and glamour from the TikTok awards, including speculation on what everyones favourite Australian would order from Maccas. P…

The boys are back in town (apart from Tom who never left) and this week, you’ll hear tall tales from Kristo and Sammy’s trip to China, and Tom’s very important PSA about how to handle hot weather. Pl…

Finally after years of speculation, Kristo, Sammy and Tom have entered the studio and emerged with what critics and fans alike are describing as 'The Mates Rates Podcast.'

Join your three best mate…