Sex positive, kink-friendly, and thirsty conversations about the creatures that traverse our backyards and our imaginations. We're talking cryptids, their stories, their origins, and most importantly...if they wanna smash. Warning! Very explicit. Find out more!
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CW: Mentions of alcohol use, houselessness, violence, death, animal attacks, mild gore, child abuse, adultery, cannibalism, and harassment.
Babe, have you hydrated today? Do you got your three liquid…
CW: Substance use, alcohol abuse, abductions, nonconsensual infertilization, miscarriages, kidnapping, medical procedures, ear injury, kidnapping, mass murder, war, and x-files spoiler. Also, today's…
CW: Mentions of animal attacks, death, injury, very mild gore, and alcohol use
Better late than never, right folks? Sorry for the late delivery but here we are with another banger. Today, we discuss t…
A boatload of content warnings this time around. CW: Mentions of animal death, animal abuse, injury, use of gay slurs, violence, murder, dismemberment, displacement, imprisonment, cannibalism, alcoho…
CW: Mentions of injury, broken bones, intruders, drug use, and alcohol use. Also note, we briefly mention transfemme bodies. If you think that may cause you dysphoria, maybe skip the first 30 secs or…
CW: Brief mentions of killing, strangulation, drowning, abduction of children, bodily injury & mutilation, illness, surgery
Raise your hand if you’re tortured by desire…
Join us for one of our silliest…
CW: Loss of a loved one, car accident death, animal death, infidelity
Musicals. What do you all think? Do you love them? Do you hate them? Do you give ‘Sound of Music’ a pass? What does any of this h…
CW: Multiple mentions of death, drowning, and violence. Brief mentions of infidelity, arranged marriages, self-harm, and suicide
Are you ready for another episode of the podcast that should just stick…
CW: Mentions of queer gatekeeping, death, illness, child death, birthing complications, animal death, violence, murder, incarceration, hanging, drowning, problematic medical practices, infidelity
HAPP…
CW: Animal abuse, violence, death, intimidation, injury, drug addiction, alcohol use
Well, howdy stranger! What brings you to our neck of the woods? Well, hot lit and nonsense I'd imagine! And there's…
CW: Mentions of bodily injury, health issues, vehicular manslaughter, gun violence, climate crisis
*Also special note: today's story at one point briefly insinuates that pregnant men are a fantasy whi…
CW: Mentions of death, loss of a loved one
Shoooooo wee! We sure do get in it with this one!
Coco kicks things off with a story about the terror known as “Big Boy”, followed up by a monster book repor…
CW: Drug use
Heya everyone! How's everyone doing out there?
Welllll, COVID strikes again and ruined our recording plans…ugh. Sooooo, we thought we’d take this opportunity to introduce our newcomers to…
CW: Mentions of gun violence, death, animal death, drug use
Now that the US government has confirmed the existence of aliens (sort of), we have to ask…are they DTF?
Do you remember stuff from middle sc…
First of all, Joyce would like to apologize to all the Yara-ma-yha-whos for what she said. Vampiric frogs deserve love too <3
Alright, now with that out of the way, welcome to another episode of your …
🎶Oh my god, we’re back again…🎶
That’s right! We’re back and with a full episode no less! For this one, "friend of the show" Desi joins Jem and Joyce on a horny little swamp romp. Want to hear discussi…
Hey y’all!
Since we weren’t able to deliver last week, we wanted to give ya a little something to hold you over until next week, now that LAFS HQ has power again. The climate be crazy y’all! Storms o…
Well, howdy there friends! Welcome to the podcast that always finds a way to say “UwU”.
Despite technology bein’ ornery, we got our episode out (and on time to boot!) It was rough getting here but we…
Uh oh! Watch out! We’re that radical leftist podcast your mom told you to stay away from!
Well, hello, and Happy Pride Month you all! Yes, it’s that time of the year again! And what better way to kick…
Chuck Tingle, if you hear this get at us! We love you to the moon!!! The world is brighter with you in it…
You know what they say, laughter is the best medicine. Joyce and Coco sure think so, and do t…