Legally Blunt
A little bit basic and a little bit rock and roll. Hannah & Jonny are as different as two people can possibly be and proof that opposites do attract! But they do agree on the important stuff - family, friends and all things food-related!
- Update frequency
- every day
- Average duration
- 18 minutes
- Episodes
- 233
- Years Active
- 2024 - 2025
Coldplay Carollers, Justin Timberlake's Bulge, And The Designated Drinker
In today's update...
- What is your "duty" or "job" for the holiday get-together?
- The Poutine Theft that will have Vanilla Ice calling his lawyers
- The Coldplay Carollers
- Justin TimberLACK …
The Pitt Diaper, Stolen Gift Ideas, And Tom Cruise Cake Season
In today's update...
- Dumb Criminals: Holiday Edition
- Asking For A Friend: My fiance stole my gift idea for his family, am I wrong to be mad?
- The perfect invention for when you're front row a…
One Second Celebrity Impressions, Santa On Zillow, And Meth, Eh?
In today's update...
- You can buy Santa's House on Zillow! Here's the listing!
- Dumb Criminal: Woman Arrested for 10kg of M*th at the New Zealand Aiport... Wrapped as Christmas Presents
- One Se…
WE LISTEN AND WE DON'T JUDGE, And I'm Gonna Baja Blast You To The Moon
In today's update...
- Taco Bell is testing a new style of restaurant in San Deigo
- #ToxicTuesday: How this TikTok trend is ruining relationships
- Merry Creedmas one and all!
Return of the Snack Wrap, The Squirting Cucumber, And CALL ME DADDY LONGLEGS
In today's update...
- Asking For A Friend: Is it weird that my boyfriend wants me to call him "DADDY"?
- #ScienceCorner - going inside the hairy squirting cucumber
- The return of a McDonald's ST…
Salmon Hats, Wicked Challenge Gone Wrong, & Vito The Pug
-Salmon Hats are the hottest trend of 2024
-AFAF: Was it inappropriate to ask my co-worker whether she's having a boy or girl
-Hannah wants Jonny to sing the Wicked challenge...Jonny wants her to do …
Thanksgiving Day Game, F*** The Pilgrims, & Fergie's Backflips Strike Again
In today's update...
- Happy TBT, it was unhinged!
- Our 5982734982th attempts at saying "Thanksgiving Day Game"
- Nick Cannon hates pilgrims
and more!
Pee Feet, New Nano Noods, & BE LIKE BACON BABY!
-Doctors say peeing in the shower is good for you, Hannah disagrees
-AFAF: Would you let your spouse's Ex-Wife come to a holiday dinner
-Pee Feet Round 2: Waffle stomping & Peeing in the sink
-Scienc…
The Renaissance Centre Is About To Look A Lot More Phallic
In today's update...
- Jonny's Free Sub Saga
- Toxic Tuesday: What NOT to do when your Husband is missing...
- The 6-Foot Smelly Fart Gun that's FLYING off the shelves
- Harmonic Egg > Human Wash…
Windsor's Newest Superhero... SUPER Divorced Dad! & Human-Bear Insurance Fraud
In today's update...
- Dumb Criminals: 4 people were arrested for insurance fraud, and it has their PAWS all over it
- Asking For A Friend: Was I the bad guy for not giving my one-night-stand my fa…
A Bathtub Of Chili, Uranus Fudge Factory, & The Potato Cartel
-We call Glinda at the Uranus Fudge Factory
-Hannah gets tips on smuggling chili over the border for the Michigan game
-How the Potato Cartel could get you a big cash payoff
-AFAF: Should you tell yo…
MY SOOTCASE, Taters 4 Tate, & Christmas Light DRAMA in Kingsville
-Guy Cry Movies
-RENT FREE: Snow and Sootcases
-Taters 4 Tate
-Christmas decoration dispute that has people LEAVING TOWN
-WITHER REPORT: Miley Cyrus album or Beyonce update?
-WHAT TO WATCH: How to wat…
Law & Order: Elementary School Unit, Ocean Aliens, And LEOTG!
In today's update...
- Aliens aren't just in the sky anymore, now they're in the OCEAN
- What do your Christmas lights say about you? (Prob narcissism)
- Asking For A Friend: Is the school respons…
Eternal Farts, Weaponized Incompetence, And Mike Tyson's A**
In today's update...
- Only 39% of people would rate their proposal "A+" - what would you rate yours?
- Holiday Gift Ideas from YQG's Facebook Marketplace
- Toxic Tuesday: Woman Receives Backlash…
Windsor's Oldest Home Depot Employee, And Jeremy Allen White Lookalikes
In today's update...
- Cybertruck spotted in YQG
- Domingo from SNL is p*mpin' all over the worrrrrld
- Asking For A Friend: Can I take back the Taylor Swift ticket I gave my friend?
- Eminem Loo…
Grey Cup (Hannah's Version), Super Beaver Moon, & Boiled Meats
-Hannah might not know who's in the Grey Cup this year, but what she DOES know will shock you
-AFAF: Ordering UberEats to a Wedding
-Time to Winterize your Beaver
-Today's winner of $5000 might be TO…
Z-PAIN, Bronies VS. Pegasisters, & Jonny's Credit Disappeared?
-Toy Hall of Fame Inductees!
-WITHER REPORT: Sydney Sweeney's Secret Obsession, Zendaya & Glen Powell talk about nothing, & Does this song Zuck?
-Jonny's online banking issues...apparently he's not t…
Legolas' Lace Front, Ghosting For Guap, And The Kyle Konvention
In today's update...
- Asking For A Friend: She ghosted me, and now she's asking for money!!!
- NENTENDO NEWS!
- Desperately searching for a Mayor of Kyle
and more!
Hottest Bald Dudes, Sabrina's No. 2 Fan, And Three Crows In A Trench Coat
In today's update...
- Ever wondered how long CROWS can hold a grudge?
- Toxic Tuesday: My new BF sent me flowers, but the card was addressed to HIS EX-WIFE
- Hottest Bald Dudes of 2024 (and who w…
Cursed Slippers, Haunted Stuffies, & Maroon 5 VS. Creed
-Hannah found something that might ruin Jonny's life
-AFAF: Christmas lights before Remembrance Day...YAY OR NAY?
-Saying "GOODBYE" to a legend that Jonny thought was a robot
-Weird things found in a…