Legally Blunt
A little bit basic and a little bit rock and roll. Hannah & Jonny are as different as two people can possibly be and proof that opposites do attract! But they do agree on the important stuff - family, friends and all things food-related!
- Update frequency
- every day
- Average duration
- 18 minutes
- Episodes
- 232
- Years Active
- 2024 - 2025
Fishfly Threeways, Not Clocking/Standing On Business, Houdini Zebra
-Cicadas Vs. Fishflies....Keep your mouth closed
-AFAF: Biebers new slang, Brad Pitts New GF, and who is Damon Salvatore's Brother?
-RENT FREE: Española Oilers & Weekend Windsor fun
-Ed the Zebra is…
Give Beer Me, Girl Bossing Too Close To The Sun, Jonny's Murder Kit
-Arnie Goes 1000 Miles, Chimps Talk
-AFAF: Was I Wrong to secretly sell alcohol at a dry wedding?
-Most dangerous intersections in Windsor
-The Price Is Wrong: Jonny might be a murderer
-Happy Father…
Pope Swag, Where the Barf Bags At? & Leaning Into Lemon Boy
-Squat Break For Office Chair Butt
-AFAF: Pope Swag, Man's Best Friend, Watch me Nae Nae (in prison)
-New local kids book alert! We talk with the authors.
-Where da barf bags go?
-What kind of tomato…
Baby Mirror-ception, Tunnel Toll Seduction, & Filling Your Hole
-Holy Matri-moo-ny in Ontario
-FYI: A seductive new price hike has Hannah confused
-Chistina has a baby shower present for Hannah and now Jonny is confused
-AFAF: Is it too much to ask my GF to fart …
A+ in Gestational Diabetes, The World's Smallest Butthole Violin, & The New iOS
In today's update...
- The new iOS update <<<< ... These new features will have you BOTHERED
- How many sauces do you have in your fridge?
- The World's Smallest Violin could be playing in your bu…
Weiner Lotion Hat, G-Pops + Mo Mo, & Giving Your Instrument A Big Wiggle
-Jonny ruined Hannah's Baby Shower!
-AFAF: Was it weird and selfish to lock up the work fridge?
-THE PRICE IS WRONG: Can you order these items from Shoppers from least to most expensive?
-Big Wiggle …
Girthy Pizzas, Flaming Parachutes, And 90s TVs In The Backset Of Your Car
In today's update...
- Asking For A Friend: My husband's last-minute dinner parties are driving me CRAZY!
- Windsor Pizza vs. Cornwall Pizza
- Tom Cruise broke a Guinness World Record with his new…
Genius Babies, Tornado Tales, & The History Of ROFL
-A 2 and a half year old got into MENSA?! Hannah's husband was also a genius baby
-There was a tornado last night?!
-How Arby's can make or break your relationship
-How adult Tummy Time can help you.…
Schwarzenegger Wienie, Controversial Cheeses, And A Gum Grafting Disclosure Clause
In today's update...
- Asking For A Friend: My GF is mad that I didn't tell her THIS part of my body was fake
- Embarrassing moments at airport security
- Hannah's Basic BUMPdate
Etsy Witches, Crime Confessions, And Crossing The Rainbow Cookie Bridge
In today's update...
- #WhatToWatch: Hannah's official review of the new Mission Impossible movie
- Sounds you HATE... And the things you'd do to escape them
- Toxic Tuesday: Etsy Witches are ratt…
Jonny Does Demi's Wedding, Short Kings Are Scrambling, Honeybees VS. Bumblebees
-Jonny's back from DEMI LOVATO'S WEDDING?!?!
-AFAF: Who gets the master bedroom in a group AirBNB?
-A poorly timed Chicken Delight is ruining Hannah's life
-250 Million bees are no match for Jonny's …
Daddy Drew Dilkens On The Feasibility Of A Windsor Town Crier, And Getting Fired For Playing WAP
Getting Ghosted By The Mayor, Pee In The Purse, And No More Cans At Cannes
In today's update...
- Toxic Tuesday: This new SMART RING is the latest wearable tech to catch a cheater
- Weird things to carry in your purse
- Getting ghosted by the Mayor of Windsor, Drew Dilke…
Fart or No Fart, The Town Crier Handbook, And Nobody's Hotter Than Chris Evans
In today's update...
- Taylor Swift has been called as a witness in the Blake Lively/Justin Baldoni lawsuit, and she is NOT happy about it!
- Asking For A Friend: Should I dump my GF because she sa…
The Leafs VS. Your Mom, Shut Up Mariah Carey, & New Pope Who Dis?
-Accidentally honoring Sir David Attenborough (who also has a famous brother btw)
-Asking For A Friend: Forcing your husband to miss the Leafs game on Mother's Day
-Wither Report: Simon Cowell In You…
Manatee Toenails, High Times In Turkey, & Diplomas VS. Degrees
-Cops accidentally got a whole town high
-Manatees are off the endangered list...and people don't like it?
-Local mothers day ideas (GET WOMEN FLOWERS)
-Productivity hack: Make everything back to sch…
Emus With Machine Guns, Peacock Vasectomies, And The Race To Be The Next Top Pope
In today's update...
- Asking For A Friend: Am I the worst for not offering my friend coffee for driving me around?
- Florida, Ohio, or Chatham: Racoon with a meth pipe edition
- Hannah almost kid…
The Met Gala, FAFO Parenting, And The Life Cereal Fan Club
In today's update...
- The best and worst-dressed of last night's MET Gala, plus who showed up in the same outfit!!!!
- Do you put your milk or cereal in the bowl first?
- Things that are "sexy" n…
Stand N Stuff, Old People Habits, And Winning Big At Jack Black
In today's update...
- Happy Cinco de Mayo! This year, the Stand N Stuff conspiracy takes on a whole new level!
- Asking For A Friend: Is it okay to save a spot in a grocery checkout?
- At Caesars…
Wet Limp Cheese, The Pennsylvania Pooper, & Spending $45,000 On Other People's Weddsings
-Would you wear a charcuterie board on your head? (Also egg conspiracies)
-AFAF: Was I wrong not to change my nephews diaper?
-How much does it cost you to go to a wedding in 2025
-DUMB CRIMINAL: A r…