Law Bite

Sex, drugs, and stupid lawsuits—these are the American staples. We’ll take you inside and outside of the courtroom… and then drive you to Mexico and leave you for dead.

Funny True Crime Law Comedy

Update frequency: every 7 days
Average duration: 2 minutes
Episodes: 100
Years Active: 2021 - 2024

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Ep. 126: Justice is Blind (and Naked)

Life hint: nobody wants to see their lawyer in their birthday suit. Not even the bartender.

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00:02:36 | Mon 09 May 2022

Ep. 125: Magic Matrimony

To everyone who is getting married this year, it's a good idea to make sure that it's still 'optional' to get hammered at your wedding.

00:02:38 | Mon 02 May 2022

Ep. 124: Fake Fairy Fricassee

Things that belong in the courtroom: fairies, fighterjets, and freakin' fools.

00:03:16 | Mon 25 Apr 2022

Ep. 123: Cart Shark

Keep your friends close, and your golf carts closer.

00:02:45 | Mon 18 Apr 2022

Ep. 122: Sugar Daddy

Best get-out-of-jury duty excuse ever: I'm cheating on my husband, and it's exhausting.

00:02:39 | Sun 10 Apr 2022

Ep. 121: Make Rice, Not Ice

Here in Oregon, we're not even sure what "drugs" are anymore.

00:02:51 | Sun 03 Apr 2022

Ep. 120: A Tase Too Far

Sometimes a routine traffic stop turns into something too bizarre for words, but not too bizarre to get sued over.

00:02:47 | Sun 27 Mar 2022

Ep. 119: A-OK to say Gay

Florida is drawing a line in the proverbial sand: a straight line.

00:02:39 | Mon 21 Mar 2022

Ep. 118: Fancy Pants

Some folks were born to be smugglers, and some folks were just born to be on a Law Bite episode.

00:02:39 | Mon 14 Mar 2022

Ep 117: God's Honest Truth

I swear to you, this episode is as close to the truth as this show will ever get.

00:02:47 | Mon 07 Mar 2022

Ep 116: Prison Party

Don't be surprised to see the Zurich West Prison as the newest listing on AirBnB (with "strip search" as a featured amenity).

00:03:26 | Mon 21 Feb 2022

Ep 115: Super Sick Monday

This is America, where football is a good reason to fall suddenly ill.

00:02:42 | Mon 14 Feb 2022

Ep 114: Chicken Thief

This is probably the corniest episode we've ever done, but it had to be done.

00:02:30 | Mon 07 Feb 2022

Ep 113: Chalk Talk

Someday we will no longer have to endure the tyranny of having the parking guy chalk our car tires in the 2-hour zone. Viva la revolucion!

00:02:40 | Mon 31 Jan 2022

Ep 112: Brain Dead

Life hint: you can't just put lipstick on a dead guy and wheel 'im around town. Nobody's gonna buy it.

00:02:39 | Mon 24 Jan 2022

Ep 111: Justice Kicks A**

If I had a fake sledgehammer, I would fake pummel the WWE for this clearly illegal move...

00:02:36 | Tue 18 Jan 2022

Ep. 110: Racy Ref

It's basketball season, soooooo... who wants to get naked?

00:02:31 | Mon 10 Jan 2022

Ep. 109: NYC: Drugs 'R' Us

New York City-- the city that doesn't sleep (because it does way too many drugs).

00:02:46 | Mon 03 Jan 2022

Ep 108: Christmas Law and Order

It's time for our year-end review of bizarre Christmas laws over the years! From "candy canes for Jesus" to the government not trusting stoners with Christmas trees, we cover it all in true holiday s…

00:02:46 | Mon 20 Dec 2021

Ep 107: The Re-Grifter

If at first you don't succeed... at least see if you can get your gun back.

00:02:40 | Mon 13 Dec 2021

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