Killing Your Darlings

All aboard for action, adventure and, of course, TIME TRAVEL!  Everyone's favorite odd couple (no, not us, but we're flattered!), Marty McFly and Doc Brown are back for the final installment of the B…

Seriously though...why don't we have Hoverboards yet?  Your hosts are back and ready to ponder this question and many others as they go...Back to the Future...Part II! 

In this second installment of …

Happy 2020, darlings!  This month your hosts are going back in time and watching one of the most popular movies of the 80s...Back to the Future!

High schooler Marty McFly (America's sweetheart, Micha…

Happy Holidays from your hosts, darlings!  This year, we dig a little deeper into the bottomless pit of 80s TV Christmas specials and find one of Jim Henson's lost gems...1986's The Christmas Toy!

Wh…

Sharpen up your skates, darlings...this month Dan & Chrysten are revisiting the ultimate sick day movie: The Cutting Edge!  Just reading the title makes you feel it, right?  The smell of the ice, the…

Do you like scary movies?  Ah, a question that has become so deeply a part of the lexicon that it almost rivals Hamlet's "To be or not to be?"  This month, your hosts delve into the film that many cr…

Last month, if you remember, darlings, Dan issued a challenge to Chrysten: to watch the 90s shagadelic comedy Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery*, a film which she has never seen and yet, so…

Just when Dan thought it was safe to record another episode... Chrysten attacks with one of her family's favorite 80s comedies, the Mel Brooks sci-fi spoof Spaceballs!

When Druish princess, Vespa (Da…

Watching movies in a medically induced coma, while fun, does not always allow you to appreciate a film and all of its subtle and deep nuances...such was the case for Dan and the 1980s comedy classic …

Time to hang up that whip and fedora, kids...because we have FINALLY come to the end of our deep dive into the Indiana Jones quadrilogy!  That's right, darlings! After all the hype, your fearless hos…

Oh, hey jokes! We didn't see you there during Temple of Doom.  Glad to see you've finished your vacay and are back for the next film...Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade!

This month your hosts are jo…

Continuing their adventures in franchising, your hosts are watching the second installment in the Indiana Jones quadrilogy: Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom!

In this second adventure (which is te…

Cue the John Williams music, because this month we are finally tapping into one of the most beloved 80s adventure franchises!  No, not THAT one...the OTHER George Lucas franchise: INDIANA JONES!  

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Well, we got this one in just under the wire...Speaking of wires!  We had some minor sound issues with this episode, but it's still pretty funny, so hang in there, darlings!

Dan has been pushing to w…

This month your hosts are going a little off format and doing an entire series!  Calm down, don't give them too much credit...it was cancelled after one season.  We are, of course, talking about the …

I was going to try and write this blurb in Seussian rhyme, but there's a reason why only Dr. Seuss could do it...that s**t's hard!

This week our hosts are joined by a very special guest...their good …

Over the Thanksgiving holiday, your beloved hosts attempted to watch Bambi, Disney's classic animated tale of adorable animals and murder, with their adorable nephews.  However, the nephews were more…

It's the moooost spookiest tiiiime of the yeeear...wait, that makes no grammatical sense.  Anyway...it's Halloween time again, darlings!  And Dan and Chrysten are back with another spooky episode!  T…

Aloha, darlings!  Your hosts just got back from vacation in Hawaii and in an attempt to hold onto that island spirit, this month's episode is focused on Disney's most famous Hawaiian animated feature…

Twilight sucks.  Twilight sucks.  Twilight sucks.

OK, now that we've got that out of the way, let's talk about an actual awesome vampire series.  Penned by Anne Rice back in the 80s/90s, The Vampire …