Kids Eat Toast Sometimes
‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour.
Every Tuesday, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed.
KETS is raw, irreverent and ready to become your audio best friend! xoxo
News
Interview
Comedy
Comedy Interviews
Creativity
Society & Culture
Culture
News Commentary
Society
- Update frequency
- every 6 days
- Average duration
- 48 minutes
- Episodes
- 104
- Years Active
- 2020 - 2024
KETS | Queen Elizabeth | Elton Jantjies | Cape Town Sevens | Foreigners & Xenophobia |Pistorious #52
Haai! And welcome to KETS :)
From the queen, to the Jantjies drama we do our usual chaotic sprint across local and international news!
We hope you enjoyed this as much as we loved making it xoxo
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00:47:27 |
Tue 13 Sep 2022
Evan Roos | Springbok Debut | Almost Quitting Rugby | Paarl Boys vs Affies | Instagram DMs #51
Springbok Evan Roos joins KETS, as the duo reboot their interview series.
The rugby-come- theatre star is well measured, fun and ev(a)n a little bit naughty!
Many laughs are shared and Evan even spri…
01:07:49 |
Thu 08 Sep 2022
KETS | Etzebeth vs Ala'alatoa | BeReal | New SA Drivers License | Man Utd Win | Lizz Truss | #50
Haai! And welcome to KETS.
On this episode Sam and Chlo chat about 'berealing', arguements over airfryers, wind in Cape Town, SA's new drivers license, Eben Etzebeth being one angry man, Lizz Truss …
00:59:38 |
Tue 06 Sep 2022
KETS | We become Liver King Fans | National Shutdown | Danny Ric | The Springboks | FPL | Comrades
On EP 49 we serve up the usual chaos that you have come to love and deserve!
We hope you guys enjoy
❤️ Sam & Chlo
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00:52:36 |
Tue 30 Aug 2022
KETS | Zuma Parole | Springboks vs All Blacks | #MissSA2022 | Woodstock '99 #48
Haai! We are happy to be back and supplying you all with some hard-hitting journalism (jk).
On this week's episode the duo chat about Miss SA, Zuma's parole, Kim Jung-un’s ‘definitely not Covid’ fev…
00:51:31 |
Tue 16 Aug 2022
KETS | Basic Income Grant | Benni McCarthy | Ukraine Raves | Shakira Fraud | F1 | UFC 277 #47
Haaaiiiiii :)
This week we chop it up again from South Africa's loadshedding politics, to Will Smith, to sex toys flying around the N2 - we swing for the fences once more!
Happy to have ya, happy …
00:56:17 |
Tue 02 Aug 2022
KETS | Ramaphosa Booed | Cele’s Tattoo Policy | Banyana Banyana | SA Petrol Price | Monkey Pox #46
Haai, and welcome back! On this week’s episode, Sam and Chlo chat about Ramaphosa and Kid Cudi getting booed, Cele’s tattoo policy, how Thabo Mbeki had zero chill when he spoke at Jessie Duarte's mem…
00:58:06 |
Tue 26 Jul 2022
KETS | Mandela Day | Bafana Bafana | Sri Lanka Protests | Biden Fistbump | WhatsApp Scams | #45
Haai and welcome back, or welcome to the show! On this week’s episode Sam and Chlo delve into Mandela Day, Nathi Mthethwa’s R33m orchestra plan, Hugo Broos leaving Bafana Bafana high and dry, Sri La…
00:51:48 |
Tue 19 Jul 2022
KETS | AKA, Elon & Eishkom | R22 Mil Flag | Springbok Ratings | SA Politics #44
Haai! And welcome back (finally) to the show. We are so happy to be back. This week we have an extra long, jam-packed episode to make up for our absence ;). We chat about AKA's terrible Twitter plea …
00:56:40 |
Tue 12 Jul 2022
KETS | The GOOD Party Scandal | #F1 | Who is David Mabuza | India vs SA | White people Culture #43
Haai! And welcome back to KETS!
On this week's episode Sam and Chlo talk about the Good Party's booze-fueled, sex partying (oooo scandalous), Formlua 1, David 'the Cat' Mabuza, Baby-Switching in Du…
00:50:09 |
Tue 14 Jun 2022
KETS | Kelly Khumalo | Cyril's Stolen Cash | Ratanga Junction | Ryanair Afrikaans Test | #42
Haai! And welcome back to KETS! Petition to start calling Sam Mr Toast?
On this week's episode Sam and Chlo talk about Ryanair's bizarre Afrikaans Test, how the spotlight is being shone onto Kelly K…
00:55:36 |
Tue 07 Jun 2022
KETS | Fast Food Secrets | Champions League | UNISA | Milly Bobby Brown | DSTV | #41
Haai! And welcome back to the show! On this week's episode Sam and Chlo bring you hard-hitting journalism as always. They chat about fast food in SA... and why we might have to think twice before ord…
00:48:22 |
Tue 31 May 2022
KETS | Monkey Pox | Cara Delevingne | Sanral | Cannabis Laws #40
Haai! We are back with an audio-only poddy – consider your ears #blessed.
On this episode we chat a bit about Monkey Pox, how Cara Delevingne be crazy, Partygate, new Cannabis laws and T Swizzle's H…
00:46:42 |
Tue 24 May 2022
KETS | Loadshedding | Elton Jantjies | Astrology | Confessions ZA | Margot Robbie #39
0:00 Intro 4:43 Currie Cup Loadshedding 9:38 Elton Jantjies Arrest 12:45 Durban Sucks 16:38 Charles Leclerc Crash 18:28 Kendrick Lamar New Album 20:00 Religion & Astrology 25:22 Taiwanese Sexy Maths …
00:42:44 |
Tue 17 May 2022
KETS | Eishkom | #MiamiGP | Bitcoin | ConfessionsZA #38
Haai, haai haaaaai!
On this week's episode Sam and Chlo chat about Eskom and how the Head of Electricity Generation (Eish); Martin Brundle's legendary Miami grid walk and answer some of your burning…
00:40:17 |
Tue 10 May 2022
KETS | The Mile High Club | Ramaphosa Boo'ed | Senzo Meyiwa | Roe vs Wade | Sea Point Bike Ban #37
Hey, Haiaaaai, Hello :)
From the mile high club to abortion - KETS does the usual chaotic sprint through current events and life!
Hope you guys enjoy,
Sam & Chlo Dog.
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00:49:02 |
Thu 05 May 2022
KETS | Elon Musk | SA Schools | Mukbang | Helen Zille | ANC Lockdown Spending | Graeme Smith #36
Hey, Haiaaaai, Hello :)
On today's episode Chlo and Sam chat about Elon buying twitter, how 420 didn't go as planned for some students at Leondale High School pupils and delve deep into our fear of…
00:51:38 |
Tue 26 Apr 2022
KETS | Alpha Male Podcasts | KZN Floods | South Africa Debt | Recycling Day Zero #35
Hey, Haiaaaai, Hello :)
Back with a bang on Tuesdays for good! Episode is jam-packed and sugar free - hope you guys enjoy xoxox
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00:51:47 |
Tue 19 Apr 2022
KETS | Senzo Meyiwa | Mr Smeg vs Big Zulu | Heard and Depp $100 Million Lawsuit #34
Haai! And welcome back to Kids Eat Toast, you toast-munching peeps!
On today's episode Sam and Chlo talk about Netflix's documentary 'Senzo: Murder of a Soccer Star', Sangomas and where the case sta…
00:31:39 |
Tue 12 Apr 2022
KETS | #RussiaUkraine | April Fools Recap | Wine Time Ad | Mavericks #33
Haai! We are back to regular programming baby – KETS on a Monday just as the podcast gods intended!
On this episode, Sam and Chloë chat about updates in the Russian invasion of Ukraine
Military conf…
00:54:51 |
Mon 04 Apr 2022
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